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Updated on Sep 9, 2020. Posted on Sep 5, 2020

32 Hilarious Tweets From Women That'll Have You Laughing All Weekend Long

My god, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Who doesn't love a good laugh? Here are the funniest tweets from women this week (and a few bonuses from the week before) to make you chuckle!

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“scoot over, there’s not mushroom” https://t.co/0qNMIzR9Ig

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Not Robert pattinson getting Covid after Edward Cullen died from the Spanish influenza 💀

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sooo i *did **a ***thing.... *have **done ***nothing

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Accidentally just replied to a boy I fancy off my HAMSTERS Instagram account goodnight

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pre coffee / coffee / post coffee https://t.co/pETHnjJOkW

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nothing has made me feel older than this picture

@johnnyknoxville / Via instagram.com

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So my university provided us with masks

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my bf told me when he was 17 he worked in a posh hotel and at breakfast some bloke asked him “is this crème fraîche?” and he replied “yeah we don’t serve out of date food” and I can’t stop thinking about it

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I be at Target with no list, just vibes

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Yesterday the nurse at the CVS walk-in clinic asked me who my primary care physician was and I’m like baby I’m at the CVS walk in clinic, it is clearly you

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Having only recently learned that my go-to email sign off, "Best," is considered hostile in some circles, I am facing an existential email crisis.

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“The doctor charged us twice.” No Steve, we have twins.

@kates4cubbies / Via Twitter: @kates4cubbies

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my access code for one of my classes had a 7 day free trial so i finished an entire semester’s worth of homework in one weekend

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My mom is making masks... and i must say, she outdid herself lmaoo 😩😅

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Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”

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Saying ohhhhhhhhhh when you still don't understand>>>>

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I miss going on a date with a man and watching the light in his eyes disappear when he realizes that I’m funnier than him.

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Guys will be like “show me” when you’re mid-sexting them and it’s like, bb I’m at Whole Foods with my mom it’s 2pm...did u think...i was masturbating rn???

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we’ll be in september next week but mentally i’m still in the whipped coffee phase of quarantine

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Wearing a mask with sunglasses gives me a level of anonymity I’ve desired.

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y’all be like “we had so much fun at our ‘socially distanced’ dinner party!”

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“I hope this email finds you well” Me, finding this email:

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sincerely do not get why straight women spend their time on here complaining about the men they date. my bf made me watch him try on cargo pants and said “these pockets will be so great, in case we find a rock or something.” love it. no notes

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One HUGE downside of Zoom I have not heard appropriately acknowledged is that there is no way to exchange covert glances with one other person about the nonsense some other person is spouting and that is like 50% of how I communicate.

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Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

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WAP stands for W - A - actually no that’s not the truth ellen you were invited P -

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“stars, they’re just like us” i say as i point up at a celestial body in the night sky that has already been dead inside for years

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