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    May 23, 2020

    If There Was A Cash Prize For Funniest Tweets, These 17 Women Would Be Rich AF

    Okay, but what are people really hiding on their close friends story anyway?

    I know you've been waiting for it, so here's another roundup of the funniest tweets from women this week.

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    you mean i’ve been stanning a fucking deadbeat dad all this time? no thanks 😤 https://t.co/h9xec3nGTX

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    im always intrigued by close friends stories...who not allowed to see u grilling zucchini

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    Not one person who went for a job interview in 2015 got the answer right to, "So where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

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    My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor.

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    until the day I die I won’t ever forget this comment on The Lana Del Rey Post

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    why’s this the funniest thing I’ve seen

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    My 10 year old neighbour just threw a cup of water over my cat who was sitting on the fence minding his own business n laughed so I threw a basin of water over him from the window and now his dad is at my door going mental but I don’t see the problem, don’t touch my cat

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    Bugs have so much outside, why are they so pressed to come inside??

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    how did I not know that sloths move like a demonic girl crawling out of the TV in a horror film https://t.co/5xG2shHJg7

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    How is FedEx still trying to pull "we tried to deliver but you weren't home?" I'm the most home I've ever been.

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    Some guy said to me “take your mask off, baby” and wow they actually found something more annoying than “you should smile”

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