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    Updated on May 4, 2020. Posted on May 2, 2020

    17 Jokes Women Tweeted This Week That Deserve Some Gosh Darn Recognition

    Okay, but only witches can fold a fitted sheet.

    Another week has flown on by! Or, at least that's what my calendar says. What are days anymore?? Anyway, here are some of the best tweets from women this week.

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    Me trying to put the fitted sheet on the bed while I’m on it. https://t.co/zWIaHiKypO

    2.

    I’ve finally found it. The best tiktok of all time.

    3.

    If you need a new quarantine pastime I recommend “do I have a crush on this friend or am l just bored”

    4.

    i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and i was right

    5.

    my husband and i switched sides of the bed this weekend, and that’s what we call “vacation” now

    6.

    I’m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they won’t let me back in unless I send over a copy of his drivers license

    7.

    Amazon - you package will be delivered in 3 weeks due to the virus. Also amazon- KIDDINNGGG it’s on your doorstep go get it bitch

    8.

    Can’t wait to walk down the aisle 😍

    9.

    Old McDonald’s: now a farm https://t.co/2hCIGAaEhE

    10.

    sorry I ghosted you for three months lol my phone died. wyd tonight tho

    11.

    12.

    what would we do without her? ❤️

    13.

    Me: i miss my friends My friends: let’s video call Me: no

    14.

    Shout out to teen girl rooms, covered in wall to wall magazine clippings like you're trying to solve a horny murder.

    15.

    I’ve been married for a long time but this is still relatable.

    16.

    I don’t care how long we’re in here, I’m not learning to fold a fitted sheet

    17.

    Bitch what the fuck is he saying

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