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bye this is so humiliating ππ
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How you let your daddy eat you up like dat
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remember when you had to pay for ringtones now i would throw my phone out the window if it made a single sound
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This one was made for me π ππ
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Stay past the credits of Little Women to see Jane Eyre step out of the shadows and tell Jo, βIβm putting a team together.β
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My ex lives 1 and half minutes away from me, I would BEG him to make effort to see me and he never would. My new man literally built a time travel machine to see me from the 1890βs. DONT SETTLE LADIES.
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sucks that the machine I use to write also has a function where you can shop for a new duvet cover for 3 hours
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This influencer is pregnant now sheβs talking to herself through her unborn childβs Instagram.
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βMay the force be with you.β Me, a recovering catholic: βAnd also with you.β
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Anyone recognise this hair? Found it on my manβs pillow
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thousands of years of art, language, and cultural development led up to this exact moment
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Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda
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The communist manifesto (1848) https://t.co/dIbboAFsGB
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A series of unfortunate events
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Most people don't even know where Gwyneth Paltrow is located in the vagina. https://t.co/CUEZcVrVQA
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I WATCHED A TIK TOK AND THIS GUY SAID "y'all really saying the n word?? I don't even say my favourite chips flavor. I call it salt and vin" ππππππππππ
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truly only two types of men in the world