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    These 19 Funny Tweets From Women Seriously Just Made My Week

    "LMAOOO!" — You, reading these tweets.

    You know the drill — here are some of the funniest tweets from women this week.

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    go to therapy https://t.co/bVk4yfeQ1p

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    my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience

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    Y’all be manifesting everything but common sense

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    the ocean is technically soup bc it has salt veggies meat and it’s been heating up

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    Just went to the bathroom raw (left my phone in the living room)

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    I went in my brothers room just now to talk to him, and I layed in his bed and poked him. And some random girl turned around and said “Your brother went to get us food”. WTF. 🤣🤣🤣

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    Girl what even? Am I tripping or is this behavior just goofy as heck? 😂

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    This girl said SparkNotes the room if you not gon read it 😭

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    This is what I imagine what it's like being a working parent of young children during a pandemic https://t.co/8ubAmHu51Z

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    I’m sorry... this color is... what?

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    One night in college, my roommate got super drunk pretty quickly and ended up getting sick. We handed her a trashcan, with trash already in it. She puked a few times and started crying, and then looked in the can and yelled, OMG I THREW UP A FORK?!

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    When I cook with cilantro I throw in a little soap too so no one feels genetically superior to anyone else

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    “when ima see u??” by accident ❤️

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    it is quite possible that at one point, a samurai used a fax machine

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    It’s 2:40am and I found my child in the dogs bed brushing the dog with my toothbrush.

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    I thought about doing something productive. Then I laid down for a few minutes, and the feeling passed.

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