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    Updated on Dec 5, 2019. Posted on Dec 2, 2019

    15 Tweets From Women This Week That Are Funny As Heck

    "Imagine being put on blast for being a dumbass when you were thirteen 4000 years later."

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    “you look so unapproachable.” But here you are, approaching me. https://t.co/2ivveA46La

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    Dakota Johnson if you’re reading this I appreciate the chaos in which you thrive and I’m free to hang out most nights and weekends

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    Every Mom on Christmas morning watching you open presents:

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    I hope everyone’s thanksgiving is going better than my mother’s

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    my ideal husband has 23 instagram followers and his best pic of himself is from 3 years ago

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    My dad is drinking a to-go cup of clam chowder while driving like it’s a latte I am horrified and folks I’m back in Massachusetts

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    how I look asking people to close my door when they leave my room https://t.co/a7hHCS0DZQ

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    when is it too late to have a baby shower ? cause my mama never had one when she was pregnant with me & i need some clothes

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    I thought I raised my kid smarter... #MyFirstParentingMistake

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    Thanksgiving in NYC is truly something else.

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    People out here butt-chugging sunlight.

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    imagine being put on blast for being a dumbass when you were thirteen 4000 years later

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    my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

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