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    Updated on Sep 20, 2019. Posted on Sep 7, 2019

    28 Tweets By Women This Week That Made Me Laugh Out Loud

    "Bury me with a hair tie on my wrist just in case."

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    co-worker: i don't know how i'm gonna get home me: damn that sucks

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    every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless

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    me: :( fall scented candle: *  * .   πŸ‚ * . * ✨ . * . 🍁 * . * . πŸŽƒβ€ƒ . * * . * πŸ•―οΈ *. *. . 🍁*. . ✨ *.  * *   . *. * . . β€ƒβ€ƒπŸŽƒ * . * .   .πŸ‚β€ƒ*. . me: :)

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    me saying goodbye to the boy i was making out with at the bar for the past 30 minutes because my friends said if I left in the next five minutes we could go get pizza

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    bury me with a hair tie on my wrist just in case

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    the nightmare before christmas guy if he still had skin

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    me sending signals to my best friend that there’s a cute guy around

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    me: *fixing myself some cereal at 3am* my mom: who the fuck is that???? me: https://t.co/kTmkoMOBZD

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    first day of school today & i wore a cute ass outfit, u kno damn well i’m wearing it again tomorrow cause my TTH class don’t know bout my MWF class

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    At this point Im about to make a thread of these children and their before and after school pictures because LMFAO 😭

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    Me, a Princess Bride fan, hiding under the bed: Armed robber: Me: Armed robber: Me: Armed robber: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father..." Me: PREPARE TO DIE! ...oh fuck. https://t.co/ExafShXXl8

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    amy adams could do the godfather but al pacino couldn’t do enchanted

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    So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I'm like are you coming to bed? And he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor 😭😭😭

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    Girls: omg dunno how I’ve got so many bruises ! πŸ€ͺπŸ₯°πŸ’˜πŸ˜¦πŸ€«πŸ˜˜πŸ€©πŸ˜”πŸ˜œπŸ˜ŽπŸ§πŸ₯΅πŸ˜¨πŸ€  xxXxx Also girls:

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    Is pregnancy genetic cause my mom was pregnant and so was my grandma and I’m worried

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    how i act with my mom vs how i act with my dad https://t.co/zk4grf0G2N

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    well, clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

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    YALL I WAS SEXTING BUT I SENTNIT TO MY MOM INSTEAD IM FUCKINT CRYING

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    A wedding? You mean an open bar where two people are getting married

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    Okay tinder...but for girls who want to be friends and do stuff like shop, pilates, skincare, watch films, etc

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    So I walk into the bathroom and this girl stops me from entering the stall and says: β€œSorry I couldn’t help but notice your earrings, are you from Texas??” These are the earrings I was wearing:

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    1st base: sex 2nd base: hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: sharing childhood trauma 4th base: verbally expressing romantic interest

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    my mom whenever I’m out after 9 pm: https://t.co/dBPhlJLA1h

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    Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for grand theft autumn

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