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    Updated on Oct 8, 2019. Posted on Oct 7, 2019

    23 Jokes Women Tweeted This Week That Made Me Laugh Out Loud

    "i was a four loko but he wanted a white claw - rupi kaur."

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    Me thinking I got my life together

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    When I’m trying to see if someone from my high school turned out bad and then they have a private insta??? Get a fucking life!!!!

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    No one: Women who sell essential oils:

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    Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

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    dating a skinny guy is coool and all until u lay on his chest and his ribs draw adidas lines on ur face

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    Sorry I’ve been away from Twitter for a bit. I was busy having insane sex with a young Marine. I hope it doesn’t get out & cause people to think, “Good for her!”

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    Costar is literally like: You stupid asshole. Stop spending money and don’t double text him again. When was the last time you ate a vegetable? Shit head

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    High school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am My college professor:

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    Why the fuck was I ten with a Fantasia hair cut

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    I did the thing where I let my 2½-year-old nephew take over my Animoji and he mostly had one question

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    I’ve just convinced my mate that the inside of a cheese grater is in fact, a sick new nightclub

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    i was a four loko but he wanted a white claw - rupi kaur

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    LMFAOOO y’all. My ex just text me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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    ladies & gentlemen, i present to you my dads halloween costume

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    Me: should I just text him again? everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5

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    date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

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    My dear people of Twitter I present to you this wall art that is in a real estate listing and I just I I am unable to

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    Today I called my professor "mom" So I'm dropping out of school and moving to the closest country with no extradition to the US

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    Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity

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