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    These 18 Tweets From Women Totally Made My Week Better

    "Hey boss sorry I’m 3 hours late I was trying to figure out how influencers tuck giant sweaters into tiny skirts."

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    y’all: iM teLLiNg mY kIdS tHiS wAs- global warming:

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    seeking a hades/persephone style romantic arrangement where six months out of the year i live with my rich-as-hell husband in a palace and then he is literally not allowed to speak to me for the next six months while i pursue my independent creative projects

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    Saying 'yes daddy' - boring - overused - reinforces patriarchal ideals Saying 'yes chef' - cool - inventive - gender neutral

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    I am the “+ National Geographic” of every party I’ve ever been to

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    Hey boss sorry I’m 3 hours late I was trying to figure out how influencers tuck giant sweaters into tiny skirts

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    if you pay 5 extra dollars you should be able to watch CATS without CGI. just like, james corden covered in green dots licking his own hand

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    I’ve been laughing for 10 mins straight😭

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    my mom just sent me this video of my brother singing sins and i’m literally crying

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    Detective trying to solve my murder: there are two wine glasses on her nightstand... this must mean she had company. My ghost lighting up a ghost cigarette: lol ok big man let’s go with that

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    i’m going to tell my kids this was a chipotle bag

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    gonna tell my kids this was nick jonas and priyanka chopra

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    there is no reason for the first splash mountain ad to be this horny

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    met a woman in a bathroom line last night who told me she was a writer and I said I was one too and she was like "oh we're that Spiderman meme" and then we both immediately, instinctively pointed fingers at each other and I'm still thinking about it

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    so yesterday i gave my number to a cute guy in the dining hall... LMFAOOO

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    We cracked the code to potty training our daughter. Spider man underwear. It took her picking out her own Spider-Man underwear to completely potty train herself. She won’t have an accident because she “can’t go potty on Spider-Man”. I can’t believe that’s all it took lol

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    my dad wrote me a report card when I was 11

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