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    We Could All Use A Good Laugh, So Here Are The 24 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

    I am literally the crying laughing emoji.

    For ~obvious reasons~ it's been a difficult time for most of us, so here are some of the best tweets from women this week to make you laugh and smile.

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    Tested positive for missing the homies

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    I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to change my Netflix password so my ex can’t use it anymore and it doesn’t really get much better than a national lockdown

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    Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.

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    please bring the NBA season back, he keeps asking how my day was

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    You think this quarantine is a joke, but if the March sisters had just Venmoed the Hummels instead of visiting their infected home, Beth would be alive today.

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    [pets during the quarantine] dog: oh boy oh boy i get to be with human all day & night i love human lovelovelovelove cat: are you fuckin kidding me right now

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    can we talk about how repunzels mom forced her to stay inside so she’d be safe from her kingdom which is named corona

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    when I get out of quarantine I’m gonna see the world

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    Not such an insensitive gift now, was it?

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    us: 2020 is our year 2020: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you

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    this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer

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    After cleaning my room and I'm the only mess left inside https://t.co/5WShxE8ArV

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    “how’s self quarantine going?”

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    Me interacting with my husband when peak quarantine madness sets in

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    I see a lot of men are as confused about six feet as they are about six inches.

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    me in 1 week watching a scrap of plastic blow across the street

    BACKGRID / MIAN / AKM-GSI

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    *quarantine day 6* roommate: should we make a list? me: of what? roommate: anything really...

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    Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic??? Bitch read the room

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    So my dog has been so happy that everyone is home for quarantine, that his tail has stopped working, so we went to the vet and the vet said ‘he had sprained his tail from excessively wagging it’ 😂😂😭😭💔💔

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    Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.

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    A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?

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