Another week is under our belts, so you know what that means — time to round up this week's funniest tweets by women.
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it’s always a fun time when a wrong number texts you
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WHEN I WAS 10 I MADE AN IMOVIE TRAILER FOR MY PARENTS DIVORCE AND I JUST FOUND IT??? 😭😭😭😭
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men ????
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She may be on the tree but she ‘AINT invited to the cookout.😂 https://t.co/aSqgYBZJNK
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I was sent to a Costco to see if people are stocking up (even though health officials say it’s not necessary) in case COVID-19 gets more serious here. This guy came out of the store with 16 boxes of condoms and a big jar of coconut oil. We all have priorities.
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kanye: sing these lyrics estelle: i don’t want to i don’t think we should include this in the song kanye: i said sing the fucking lyrics estelle: estelle: fine ......... 𝘪 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 5 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵 7 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦
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Lmaoooo the switch up is real
8.
my sister finally saw the joker and thought it starred the dad from modern family the entire time i-
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It’s time to see 30 year old Lizzie RUNNING to the Walgreens at 1:00am to buy protection because Ethan is coming over after ghosting her for 2 years. We hate to see it, but it’s time https://t.co/mpGs5pIHwA
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My jaw hit the floor😭
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Authority figures talking about how face touching is so dangerous and unclean. Like, are you TRYING to make it my new fetish?
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everyday y’all can’t believe shit .. ok ripley https://t.co/UsWRN1fo2j
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Why don’t planes board by seat number??? Could be so simple instead it’s like 5000 insane groups “now boarding those with brown hair next up those who DO not eat fish”
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2 x 2 talking to 2 + 2
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Of all people.. I’d expect you to have some gloves. https://t.co/6oMyggOXyK
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i’m abt to take my test i hope dis works 😭
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can someone find out who made this bc i think they deserve the credit for how fucking funny it is