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my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall to display her collection. this is why we don’t settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!!
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He was a punk, she did ballet What more can I say?
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My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key`
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Y’all remember when we used to only wear stuff like this or that’s just somethin we never gonna talk about?
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oh my god..., who’s gonna tell him
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billie eilish is just one of thousands if not millions of 17 year olds I am afraid of
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WHO even thinks about creating something like this?!?!!????
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Tired: Hades/Persephone retellings where he kidnaps her and is all sorts of creepy WIRED: Hades/Persephone retellings where Persephone broke into the underworld and won't leave, Hades is begging her to go bc she's eaten all his snacks and Cerberus likes her more than him
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How you know Google Assistant was coded by a man
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LMAOO I took him to get a Mani/Pedi with me and...
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mom went to the store
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If Meryl Streep’s son is Alexander Skarsgård I believe we finally have the answer to who the real dad is in Mamma Mia
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We got a doorbell for our dogs to let us know when they want to go outside...this may have been a big mistake.😂😂
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me outside a bookstore knowing damn well I have a huge unread stack of books at home
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Twitter just told me that Mary-Kate and Ashley turn 33 today. I’m simultaneously surprised they’re that old and that young. They look like the haunting apparitions of teen governesses who died mysteriously in 1848
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This is MY swamp Our swamp
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Do men still hunt and gather? https://t.co/lxSkihvkfU