If There Was An Award For Funniest Tweets, These 22 Jokes Would All Be Winners
Everything is secretly cake.
It's that time — another roundup of the funniest tweets from women this week.
1.
6 year old me when i swallowed a seed and realised a trees gonna grow inside me https://t.co/2WkPIgvCaO
2.
the tiger king era of quarantine seems like it was years ago
3.
He ain’t have to flex on us with that straight line https://t.co/SEoytdYOGj
4.
my gf send me flowers and my roomate said “what’s the occasion” let’s have a moment of silence for straight girls
5.
did anyone else have a “computer room” in their house growing up??? like a whole room specifically dedicated to the desktop computer that u shared with the whole family????
6.
Due to Covid-19 I will not shake hands or hug anymore, You may either Kneel or Bow to me
7.
nobody: my brain at 3am:
8.
Me: oh cool, it’s so early. I can get some work done or go to bed early and get some rest Me (two hours of staring at the wall doing nothing later): well, time to go to bed at my normal time
9.
Just because something's vegan doesn't mean it's cruelty-free. For example, my ex-girlfriend
10.
"Please scream inside your heart" basically sums up 2020 https://t.co/coi4xc4asP
11.
“Purse mask” has replaced “purse chapstick” as the thing I will lose and then find in said purse in 8 months.
12.
i am informed that some of you guys are going on dates????????????? let me get this straight i'm supposed to risk my life to listen to a stranger explain how i "probably haven't heard of" the kind of directors he likes and it turns out he's talking about david fincher? no thanks!
13.
Me: I’m a writer Them: so you write? Me: ok let’s not get carried away
14.
The movie villain. The actual villain.
15.
unbelievable cake
16.
Call Me By Your Name (2017)
17.
You may be entitled to financial compensation https://t.co/kMJvGkXjpH
18.
me waking up to relive the same day ive been stuck in since March 2020
19.
These look like glade plug ins https://t.co/9OH6RvOGq8
20.
Europeans' out of offices are like "I will not be working until 18 September. All emails will be automatically deleted." Americans: "I am in the hospital. Email responses may be delayed by up to 30 mins. Sorry for the inconvenience! If urgent, please reach me in the ER at..."
21.
127 hours but when he finally cuts his arm it’s a cake
22.
This kid’s parent is the WORST at taking pictures lmfaooo