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    28 Hilarious — And No, I'm Not Exaggerating — Tweets From Women This Week

    The ways guys "apologize" is too on the nose.

    You know what time it is. Here are the funniest tweets from women this week!

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    quarantine is hitting some harder than others https://t.co/ZjD0DQXhpp

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    why do people say "keep up the good work" i already did the good work and now i would like to stop

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    I remember when I was younger I thought perish was a good word. I was praying with my family one night and I prayed that we would all perish. The silence that filled the room is unforgettable 😂🤣😭

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    men hating women for liking astrology .. u literally play a game of spreadsheets where u pretend to be the manager of a football team

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    Jobs: NOW HIRING Me: *applies* Jobs: Not you tho

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    if my son cheats on his girl i’m snitching

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    Remember when we though Julia Stiles was killing this dance? 😂

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    I didn’t cheat on my test. I had an entanglement with Google.

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    Every single second of this goddamn year

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    my fight or flight has been v much so triggered

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    How far away are Diane Keaton’s forks

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    mosquitos really wake up everyday and choose violence

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    bro finna hate his life when he turn 19

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    get a boyfriend they said ? it’ll be fun???? they said????????

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    My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink.

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    My parents sold their house like a month ago but my mother JUST realized she did not uninstall the special fire alarms she had put in that are a recording of her own voice screaming at me and my sister to “GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE MOM’S CANDLES CAUGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE”

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    I would like to thank zac efron for changing his look to keep up with my taste. When i was 12 he was my type and at 26 he is my type. We love consistency

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    god i cant wait to be a home owner in the future so i can host family gatherings and have dinners in my dining room that looks like this

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    Dad..... whyyyyy 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    apparently putting books on your nightstand does not count as reading, just so you know. News to me.

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    coworker used "anyway" as an email sign-off instead of "best" or "warmly" or w/e and honestly that's the only work mood left

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