Comedy·Posted on Apr 20, 2019Here Are 17 Amazing Tweets From Women This Week"The millennial version of 2.5 kids and a picket fence is six houseplants and no roommate."by Shyla WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. myra @uheartIessbitch just because i loved you at one point does not mean i will always love you... I am not Whitney Houston 07:45 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Liza Sabater 🇵🇷👸🏾🌹 @blogdiva HIM: "my dick is so big it stretches vaginas" VAGINAS: 01:04 AM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 🐍💤 @tinygorgon the millennial version of 2.5 kids and a picket fence is six houseplants and no roommate 05:44 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. dalady @DelayniJohnson My mom got her dog’s feet shaved so that they wouldn’t get as dirty when she went outside......... 05:00 AM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Meliphant @_meliphant 10 year old me at 8/7c getting ready to watch a new Disney Channel Original movie https://t.co/2JozmlP5An 03:07 AM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. almost famous. @YourssTrulyMJ Black people don’t tell you that you look nice. They say “where you going?”😂 02:18 AM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. یاس @YassNazaran My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this 🙄 04:00 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mary @merm__ My sister is trying to have a baby and my mom is continuing to be a headass 10:16 PM - 31 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. jennifer @jennxrivas i’m over here gassing this random guy up who had the wrong number and it took a complete turn 💀 02:46 AM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. hend amry @LibyaLiberty My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia. 03:38 PM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mary Beth Albright @MaryBeth I chewed a hole through Mary Beth’s nicest blanket while she was working and now my head is stuck please help me 02:58 PM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. BAElerion The Black Dread @GyulMeetsWorld Bran checking with the crows to see where the white walkers at 12:19 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kima Jones 🏁 @kima_jones It is I, eldest sibling, king of the family, with the Netflix premium plan, Hulu w no commercials and live TV plan, Spotify w no ads family plan. And do you know not one person texted me today to thank me for Beyonce 02:57 AM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr my friend got broken up with by a boy shorter than her so every time i reference him, I assign him a smaller and smaller height 08:08 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Hannah Baxter @Isapalindrome Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water. 11:13 PM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Hannah Keyser @HannahRKeyser Anyway, today in New York people remain unfazed 04:56 PM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Meg Cabot @megcabot Jon Snow finally learns the shocking truth about his heritage. 03:03 PM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite