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    Here Are 17 Amazing Tweets From Women This Week

    "The millennial version of 2.5 kids and a picket fence is six houseplants and no roommate."

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    just because i loved you at one point does not mean i will always love you... I am not Whitney Houston

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    HIM: "my dick is so big it stretches vaginas" VAGINAS:

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    the millennial version of 2.5 kids and a picket fence is six houseplants and no roommate

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    My mom got her dog’s feet shaved so that they wouldn’t get as dirty when she went outside.........

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    10 year old me at 8/7c getting ready to watch a new Disney Channel Original movie https://t.co/2JozmlP5An

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    Black people don’t tell you that you look nice. They say “where you going?”😂

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    My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this 🙄

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    My sister is trying to have a baby and my mom is continuing to be a headass

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    i’m over here gassing this random guy up who had the wrong number and it took a complete turn 💀

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    My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.

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    I chewed a hole through Mary Beth’s nicest blanket while she was working and now my head is stuck please help me

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    Bran checking with the crows to see where the white walkers at

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    It is I, eldest sibling, king of the family, with the Netflix premium plan, Hulu w no commercials and live TV plan, Spotify w no ads family plan. And do you know not one person texted me today to thank me for Beyonce

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    my friend got broken up with by a boy shorter than her so every time i reference him, I assign him a smaller and smaller height

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    Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.

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    Anyway, today in New York people remain unfazed

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    Jon Snow finally learns the shocking truth about his heritage.