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Me: My dad: Me: My dad: when was the last time u checked ur oil
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“Are these nudes old?” Bitch first of all these the classics
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He doesn’t have HBO https://t.co/8Jci66BmNt
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a clip of @AOC meeting @tanfrance & the @QueerEye boys
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my notes app be like: Grocery list Future baby names Password for Netflix A poem about depression FAFSA ID Random sushi order
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me in a group project
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ur mcm replies to girls stories with “go to bed” to start a conversation
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I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriends when they turn 23 https://t.co/QJ7RXZvPot
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french people on roller coasters be like: ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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If I lay here, if I just lay here..would you lie with me and just forget the world
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My friend got dumped last night and this morning we had a group facetime call where everyone shared how much we hated him and it was about two hours of going through what garbage this man is. At one point I said NASA is still looking for his hairline And now they're back together
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ive had a lot of good things happen to me on this website but a man digging up my wedding picture to prove i'm not seven and a half feet tall is by far the best
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Yall i moved in with two white girls and im cleaning out the fridge right now but why are there FIVE jars of mayonnaise
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[Women’s DMs] Hi gorgeous 8:34 am Hello 10:45 am Hi how are you 12:56 pm Hey you there 3:33 pm How are you today 5:26 pm Hi love 8:43 pm fuck u slut 11:21 pm hey how are you 8:21 am
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look what my 10 year old brother told his girlfriend 😂😭
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People who put plates with bones & cups with teabags in the sink... What exactly is your problem?
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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?
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Me: I can’t believe I lost my wallet last night Me last night with my wallet:
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HOW DO I STOP MY CAT FROM BRINGING RANDOM CATS INTO MY HOUSE??????? SHE JUST CASUALLY BRINGS THEM IN AND FEEDS THEM
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My step dad has been trying to get their wiener dog to be pet of the month for two years. April 2019, it finally happened. He sent me this and said “my proudest moment as a dad”