15 Of The Funniest Jokes From Chris Rock And Steve Martin's Oscars Monologue
They went IN on Jeff Bezos.
In lieu of a host, Steve Martin and Chris Rock performed the opening monologue at this year's Oscars.
Here are their funniest jokes:
And Chris blamed the lack of host on Twitter, not-so-subtly calling out the Kevin Hart fiasco:
Steve mentioned 2017's La La Land / Moonlight Best Picture debacle and shared there's a new foolproof system so that doesn't happen again:
Steve noted the resemblance between him and Brad Pitt and everyone laughed — which is RUDE if you ask me, LOL:
And Chris used Mahershala Ali to make this funny-but-true joke about Oscars clout:
Jeff Bezos was there, and they made not one...
...but FOUR jokes at his expense:
Chris made a weird joke about Ford v. Ferrari:
And they ended the night once again joking about how, despite doing the opening monologue, they were absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT the hosts. Ya know, lest you forget:
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