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    People Think That Thanos From "Infinity War" Is Thicker Than A Bowl Of Oatmeal And, I'm So Sorry, But I Agree

    Don't @ me.

    Hey, internet! What's up? I hope you were having a good day because I'm probably about to ruin it: This is Thanos, the villain in Avengers: Infinity War...

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    ...and, yes, he's hot AF.

    Now that most of y’all have seen #InfinityWar can we please discuss how hot Thanos is??? Or is it still “too early”

    Sure, some people disagree.

    fuck Thanos scrotum lookin’ ass barney on steroids shithead

    I mean...this isn't totally wrong.

    why Thanos chin look like the back of a Yeezy

    Butttttttt, a lot of people see where I'm coming from.

    Accurate.

    thanos thano than tha th t th thi thic thicc 😩

    Relatable.

    Thicc Thanos got me kicked out of 3 group chats

    This was basically my dream last night.

    *I make Thanos a cup of tea and he takes a sip* Thanos: Perfectly balanced... as all things should be. Me: Thanks, Thanos. Thanos: 😘 Me: 😘 *We fuck*

    I mean, can you blame us??? LOOK AT THOSE ARMS...

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    ...AND THAT ASS 😏😏😏.

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    UGH, I know, I know, he's a villain. And, yes, he's purple. I know it's wrong...I'm conflicted! But, in my defense, it could be worse.

    Sooooooo much worse.

    TLDR;

    The hilarious thing about Avengers: Infinity War is that aside from the whole killing thing, thicc daddy Thanos is kinda my type.

    Would you fuck thicc daddy Thanos or should I delete this immediately?

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