1.
literally nobody: me: you’re right I should take another nap
2.
No one: JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock
3.
Nobody: Rudolph:
4.
No one : Middle school me:
5.
no one: girls in their 20s:
6.
literally no one: the entire america latina in 2010:
7.
literally nobody: a pisces:
8.
literally no one: me in 2011:
9.
literally nobody ever: h- film majors:
10.
literally nobody: old high school peers in pyramid schemes: gotta strategize🙏🏽to make 🙌🏽some real💯💯 money💰🔥you're writing ✍️your destiny🙌🏽🔥join the vision👁️making a months📆worth of money💎💸in days🗓️🔥can't work👨🏭9-5 like everyone😂🔥I was made different 💯💯😂🔥🔥🤝🏽🙏🏽💯
11.
literally no one: me in 2004 (and still now):
12.
Literally no one: Me in 2007:
13.
nobody: me, getting my random burst of energy at 3am:
14.
nobody: me: WELL. I’m in a bad mood
15.
Nobody: My mom: “I’m the only one who does anything around here”
16.
nobody: 12 year old me: i threw a wish in the ʷᵉˡˡ don't ask me i'll never ᵗᵉˡˡ i looked at you as it ᶠᵉˡˡ and now you're 𝙄𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙒𝘼𝙔
17.
literally nobody: airpod users:
18.
Literally nobody: Person who vapes:
