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Joe Keery Got Bangs And I Am Unwell

Call the police.

So, you probably know Joe Keery as Steve on Stranger Things.

Though I'm obsessed with his character's whole unexpected lovable-jock-turned-single-dad-to-six-pre-teens thing, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention his hair.

Yes, you heard me. His hair. It is GLORIOUS. LUSH. VOLUMINOUS. It has INCHES 👏upon 👏 INCHES.

This is the face of a guy who has incredible hair and he knows it. He is SMUG with his locks.

Seriously, his hair was practically its own character on the show. A plot point!

It's kinda famous, TBH.

Well, I hate, HATE to be the bearer of bad news, but a TRAGEDY has taken place. Prepare yourselves, folks...

I have a lot of questions. Number one, HOW DARE YOU?! A BOWL CUT????? And are those *squints* FRINGE BANGS?!?!?!?! WHY, JOE, WHY?!!!!

I'm not trying to be dramatic or anything, but someone needs to go to jail for this.

joe keery stans going through it right now

People are UPSET.

i just wanna know who the fuck was responsible for cutting joe keery’s precious hair off and ask them why they chose to wear a blindfold

They're confused...

who is responsible for joe keery’s haircut 💀

...they're scared...

Friday the 13th and the spookiest thing I saw today was Joe Keery’s haircut.

...they're FURIOUS.

joe keery really cut his hair. HIS HAIR. omfg this is so sick and twisted

Emotionally traumatized, even!

therapist: joe keery with bangs can’t hurt you joe keery with bangs:

Comparisons were made...

...and some people tried to find humor in their grief.

how joe keery looks after his hair cut

joe keery with his new haircut

But, ultimately, I think this sums up everyone's feelings.

I...I just...SMGDH...

In loving memory, Joe Keery's hair (2015-2019).

But I guess if he likes it, that's all that matters!