Jason Momoa starred in a Super Bowl commercial for Rocket Mortgage by Quicken Loans, and it's both the funniest and most upsetting thing I've seen in a while.
It starts off well enough. We see Jason's beautiful face and arms as he enters his house.
Then he starts talking about being comfortable and removing articles of clothing, and I am suddenly VERY interested in this commercial.
And just when he reaches up to his arm and I think he's going to take his shirt off, he...takes off his arm...
I'm sorry, what now???
But, it keeps happening. First, he takes off his muscular arms, and then he removes his six pack!!
His long, luscious hair is the last to go, and at this point I've been permanently scarred.
Cut to his wife IRL, Lisa Bonet, trying to help him lift a weight that she can easily carry with one hand, LMAO.
Do they give Super Bowl rings out for commercials because TBH, this was a PERFORMANCE.
Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled programming.