I'm Not Kidding, These 18 Tweets From Women This Week Are Wildly Funny

    "How it started: 😐/ How it ended: 🀣" β€” You, before and after reading these tweets.

    Shyla Watson
    by Shyla Watson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Whew! It's been a WEEK. Enjoy a good laugh with these funny tweets from women this week.

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    1.

    chipchrome @feelingslowlike

    How it started vs how it ended ❀️

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    2.

    ✨ π™ΊπšŠπš’ ✨ @Everybodys_Mum

    My boss’s new chair... 🧐

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    3.

    bonkers @lanareedzzz

    someone just paid me $1,000 to not talk to them again. DON’T MIND IF I DOOOOOOOO

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    4.

    Fawn Moscato @tinnkky

    Dolly Parton has been married for 54 years and I have never seen her husband not one time πŸ˜‚ goals?

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    5.

    amal @amalixxo

    acting like they got drafted for war https://t.co/Q8VCTExBOa

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    ITV

    6.

    Kelly-Leigh Cooper @kl_coop

    Just accidentally spilled my cat’s food all over the floor and his reaction was.... a lot πŸ˜‚

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    7.

    πšžπ™»πš„πš‚π™°π™½π™³π™° πŸ¦‹ @lusandants

    πŸ—Ώ

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    Review of a corset: "Really love it especially since I'm pregnant and I don't want my husband to notice because the baby isn't his."
    @lusandants / Via Twitter: @lusandants

    8.

    Allison Gill @allisongill

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    9.

    kelly @spoilers4tv

    Can u imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see ur crush’s bedroom during zoom math class

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    10.

    nums @intrestellar

    edward cullen is 20 years older than prince philip .... let that sink in

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    11.

    Tete Mutsi πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ’» @Mutsa_Mhende

    Talking to your cousins and realising they have cousins too that you aren’t related to is so...unsettling. How are you gonna have a whole family without me???

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    12.

    dani @missemilyblunt

    meryl streep really promised paris twice and didn’t take either one

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    Fox 2000 Pictures / Sony Pictures

    13.

    diamond bean @sh_wnee

    when i wake up and have my first thought of the day

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    14.

    aπŸ¦‹ @aileen_viveros

    when a girl compliments me or comments on my posts, i automatically decide shes my friend😭 if her name gets brought up im like β€œyes omgg i love her” idc if i dont know her πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°

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    15.

    Lakshmi Sundaram @IamLuksh

    Emily in Paris feels like Target started making scripted content

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    16.

    tott @crazytott

    A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes???? Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes tf

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    17.

    𝚌𝚊𝚌𝚊 @cloudeeuhh

    how it started: how it ended: a kiss like this

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    18.

    Big Poppa @whyisguacextra

    This man LEFT πŸ˜‚

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