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    I'm Not Kidding, These 18 Tweets From Women This Week Are Wildly Funny

    "How it started: 😐/ How it ended: 🤣" — You, before and after reading these tweets.

    Whew! It's been a WEEK. Enjoy a good laugh with these funny tweets from women this week.

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    someone just paid me $1,000 to not talk to them again. DON’T MIND IF I DOOOOOOOO

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    Dolly Parton has been married for 54 years and I have never seen her husband not one time 😂 goals?

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    acting like they got drafted for war https://t.co/Q8VCTExBOa

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    Just accidentally spilled my cat’s food all over the floor and his reaction was.... a lot 😂

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    Review of a corset: "Really love it especially since I'm pregnant and I don't want my husband to notice because the baby isn't his."
    @lusandants / Via Twitter: @lusandants

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    Can u imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see ur crush’s bedroom during zoom math class

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    edward cullen is 20 years older than prince philip .... let that sink in

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    Talking to your cousins and realising they have cousins too that you aren’t related to is so...unsettling. How are you gonna have a whole family without me???

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    meryl streep really promised paris twice and didn’t take either one

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    when i wake up and have my first thought of the day

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    when a girl compliments me or comments on my posts, i automatically decide shes my friend😭 if her name gets brought up im like “yes omgg i love her” idc if i dont know her 😂🥰

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    Emily in Paris feels like Target started making scripted content

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    A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes???? Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes tf

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    how it started: how it ended: a kiss like this

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