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According to reports, Disney originally planned to have Blue Ivy record the entire ‘The Lion King’ soundtrack but couldn’t afford her. She allegedly then recommended Beyoncé for the movie & album as a charitable cause saying “You wanted Chanel but only have Walmart money”.
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And this is why I know that old filter lying on my name https://t.co/hOS86CiBqn
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i will marry the man who learns when to give me space and stay away from me (always) and when to smother me with affection and attention (always)
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@AdamMGrant an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳
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life is worth living
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My sister and I are polar opposites. Her home vs mine 🌈⚰️
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the crazy thing about being single is that instead of texting every single thought i have in a day to someone, now they just stay in there
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This how my coworker left us 😭
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I emailed my professor my research paper and his initials scared me for a second lmao
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Someone told me every C in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently and now I’m havin a bit of a moment if I’m being honest
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called my parents yesterday extremely concerned about the hurricane & asked them to take the cats & go up north for the weekend. they assured me they were fine and that no matter what they’d take care of my cats. I got this txt today(yes that’s hose water and no im not amused😂)
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This is a podcast about a girl named Lucky
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This funny. @noname
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☠️ I have a Twitter too dumbass https://t.co/XBszTgvlYf
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me checking my bank account in the line at Starbucks before ordering my iced coffee
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Mental health: maybe let’s rest and take a break Me: online shopping? Last minute trips? Mental health: reLAx Me. N E W T A T T O O S!!! Let’s spend MONEY!!! Mental health: oh my god
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y’all i’m shocked... i didn’t know scarlett johansson was in prisoner of azkaban
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Blue Ivy and Beyoncé when they see me streaming Brown Skin Girl
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