Comedy·Posted on Jun 24, 201817 Tweets From This Week That Are So Good Over 100K People Liked ThemAnd a bunch of retweets, too.by Shyla WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Scott Dodds @itsBOMBARDIER me at 14: can’t wait to travel the whole world once i’m earning my own money me now: mustn’t forget that tupperware at work, it’s my only one 07:33 AM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. josh @yunginstitution ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ don’t ever leave the house but still would like to be invited to leave the house ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕ 01:54 AM - 23 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. nana @peachy____queen waking up after sleeping with a tank top on 04:21 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. tiny birb is screaming :V @Cwossie My naym is snek My body long My hed is smol But jaw is stronk And wen it time To get me fed I open wide I monch the bred https://t.co/uLl9Vmfh3m 02:22 PM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Matt Jones @tinyarmoredone me: *opens mouth to scream into the void* the void: sorry man we're full up me: what? the void: there's no more room. we're teeming with screams me: but— the void: we👏are👏at👏capacity👏sir. try a pillow. 03:57 PM - 20 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. David Mack @davidmackau 09:54 PM - 16 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The Nerve. The Audacity... @BienSur_JeTaime I swear 2018 went JANUARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Febuarymarchaprilmayjune 09:19 PM - 18 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. shaheer @masoodx When u plan an outfit out in ur head but it looks mad stupid once u try it on and now u don't know what to wear 02:21 AM - 18 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. FBG Juice 🦅🥀 @TrademarkJuice Told my coworker i was Ambidextrous this nigga said “that’s wassup bro love who you love” LMFAOOOOOO 11:46 PM - 21 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jocelyn Flores @MrPolo_ This is so funny you can’t even be mad LOL 07:37 AM - 21 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. paola @paola__janet I’m 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won 09:56 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. k8e @kpfeffss I took an uber alone at 2am and when I got out my uber driver was like “have fun, get that dick!” and I said “hell yes thank you!!” because I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was being dropped at my moms house cause we have to wake up early to celebrate my dogs birthday 08:39 AM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Dionne @D_Thugggin WHY IS MY SISTER LIKE THIS?!? 😭😭😭😭😭🤣 05:46 AM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. chris pratt @prattprattpratt You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. https://t.co/0ACzkyQhpG 01:13 AM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. JR @JRDRD JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly. 03:08 PM - 21 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. meza @Mezaphy Is maroon just navy red 08:49 PM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. la'derrick @khaleezy Me tryna fold a fitted sheet 01:10 AM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. kelly @kelllicopter me: is there a spirit in my house ouija board: *slides to yes* me: great your portion of the rent is 650 it’s due the first of the month ouija board: F U C K 12:11 AM - 20 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite