1. You regularly shop for stylish clothes...
2. ...but wear basic-AF outfits because you're always rushing in the morning.
3. You love to support your BFFs no matter what...
4. ...but you'll never pay them back for dinner.
5. You treat your body like the kween that it is...
6. ...but you also fill it with cheap-ass garbage snacks.
7. You never crack under pressure...
8. ...but you sob while watching videos of baby penguins.
9. You love climbing the corporate ladder at work...
10. ...but you're hoping to somehow get rich quickly and retire at 35.
11. You go to the doctor for routine checkups...
12. ...but only gossip to your doctor about your sex life.
13. You know all the details of a complex celebrity-gossip scandal...
14. ...but you can never remember your online banking password.
15. And you play it cool when pursuing a new love interest...
16. ...but flip the hell out when they text you "k."
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Watch Bridgette Bird keep her sh*t together in the series premiere of SMILF. New episodes air every Sunday at 10/9c following Shameless — only on SHOWTIME®.
