RageLogicImpassioned argumentBriberyWith the help of a friendWith the help of a romantic partnerThrough direct appealsYou stay quietYou deal with it as long as you can in person, but totally gossip about it with your friends laterYou drinkYou make snide remarksYou don't
Whatever you're givenSomething sugary sweetPopeye'sPorridge and biscuitsWhatever you can steal from your friendsWine.Beer.The tears of your enemiesWhatever your dad packs for youOnly the finest charcuterieYour grandma's Christmas cookiesWhiskey.
WritePartyPaint or drawUnwind with a nice bubblebathReadStare into the abyssCleanProtestRedecorateDrinkComplainWhat is this "free time"
Very, very loyalNiceYour best friendAn exArtisticFeministHotCuddly (like a penguin!)A bottle of liquorFar, far away from hereUm, I currently have bigger things to worry aboutNearby
You have too many roommatesIt's ALWAYS coldYou feel unsafeYou live in a fraternity/sorority houseYou live with your parentsYou live with one other person, but they're hardly ever homeYou're still getting used to itYou live in a big city, but it can be kind of lonelyYour house is DOPEYou have a fully-stocked bar, so.You feel trappedYour place is a total hole
Which New Visions, New Voices 2017 Character Are You?
You like garlic bread. Your shaky self confidence and casual bearing belie real talent and a powerful will. Take opportunities as they come - you never know when you might get another chance to vanquish that which would destroy you. Call your mother more often.
You are a bad, bad man.
You ramble into long sentences when you're nervous. You also do this when you're happy. You love logic in its purest form, and give reason and thought all the value in the world. You also might have a thing for authority figures.
You are a Chekhovian Baroness trapped in a millennial's body. You adore fine art, fine foods, and fine fine red f*cking wine. Watch out for cars for the next few days. Also, please obey your prescription instructions. And it's okay that you don't care about your aunt's groin.
You’ve had a rough week, buddy, but you don’t have time for an existential crisis. You’re a born leader with a stubborn streak a mile wide. You are prone to the phrase “Enough levity” and strive to be articulate, thoughtful, and succinct in all that you do. You’d really benefit from a spa treatment—one with cucumbers and a long discussion of feelings. Unfortunately for you, you are in Antarctica. Try to lighten up.
You’re happiest in a classroom surrounded by peers your own age. You’re compassionate and loyal, with a startling capacity to hold a grudge for extended periods of time and in sub-zero temperatures. Some may say you’re childish, but really, you just see it as having a heart when surrounded by emotional infants. You’re not wrong. You love deeply, and hate fiercely—and although you try to hide this fact, you never were much of an actor. Breathe. You’re okay.
You're just about the biggest frat star ever and everyone loves you. Everyone wants to be seen with you. You're the man. You're the ultimate HYPE BRO and your alcohol infused antics entertain the masses. In essence, you're a God and campus is your universe. Without your Greek letters and Popeye's Chicken coupons your father gives you to hand out to attract business, you are nothing. Despite being highly outspoken, you surprisingly have a much softer side that few ever see. You're actually a cool customer, accept for that one time you freaked out after you thought that girl you slept with during spring break at Myrtle Beach gave you a dick rash.
You're a strong and empowered woman and you know it. You don't need people to tell you that, either. You know. You're highly confident and not afraid to take names. You keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You're a loner, but you like that about yourself. You need time away from the outside world to contemplate. You see the world around you as a chess game and you make sure to move the right pieces whenever possible.
You are child at heart, and you really like the color blue. You also really like geese, the way they fly around all pointy. And bugs. You are scared of almost everything, and you have a hard time starting projects. Or talking. But it's okay because you're really cute.
You are very smart for your age, and good with words. You tell it like it is and have a colorful personality (and a colorful appetite -- lay off the Froot Loops). You like to take care of things, and people, and you have a huge imagination. You should not use the stove unsupervised.
: You are intelligent and witty, if a little anxious. You are deeply emotional but have trouble expressing yourself. You think family is overrated and would rather be on a beach than in suburban hell right now. You like cookies and law.
You have a horrible drinking problem and nobody likes you because you're awful. You like whiskey and hurting the people you love to drive them away. Why are you doing this? Please get help.