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Which New Visions, New Voices 2017 Character Are You?

Which character from the six New Visions, New Voices plays are you? Take the quiz then come see for yourself March 29th to April 2nd at SMU's Greer Garson Theatre!

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  1. How do you smooth over conflicts?

    Rage
    Logic
    Impassioned argument
    Bribery
    With the help of a friend
    With the help of a romantic partner
    Through direct appeals
    You stay quiet
    You deal with it as long as you can in person, but totally gossip about it with your friends later
    You drink
    You make snide remarks
    You don't
  2. What's your favorite thing to eat?

    Whatever you're given
    Something sugary sweet
    Popeye's
    Porridge and biscuits
    Whatever you can steal from your friends
    Wine.
    Beer.
    The tears of your enemies
    Whatever your dad packs for you
    Only the finest charcuterie
    Your grandma's Christmas cookies
    Whiskey.
  3. What do you like to do in your free time?

    Write
    Party
    Paint or draw
    Unwind with a nice bubblebath
    Read
    Stare into the abyss
    Clean
    Protest
    Redecorate
    Drink
    Complain
    What is this "free time"
  4. How would you describe your ideal mate?

    Very, very loyal
    Nice
    Your best friend
    An ex
    Artistic
    Feminist
    Hot
    Cuddly (like a penguin!)
    A bottle of liquor
    Far, far away from here
    Um, I currently have bigger things to worry about
    Nearby
  5. Describe your current living situation

    You have too many roommates
    It's ALWAYS cold
    You feel unsafe
    You live in a fraternity/sorority house
    You live with your parents
    You live with one other person, but they're hardly ever home
    You're still getting used to it
    You live in a big city, but it can be kind of lonely
    Your house is DOPE
    You have a fully-stocked bar, so.
    You feel trapped
    Your place is a total hole

Which New Visions, New Voices 2017 Character Are You?

You got: You are LAIKA from CASSEROLE by Hunter McConnell!

You like garlic bread. Your shaky self confidence and casual bearing belie real talent and a powerful will. Take opportunities as they come - you never know when you might get another chance to vanquish that which would destroy you. Call your mother more often.

You are LAIKA from CASSEROLE by Hunter McConnell!
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You got: You are ALEXANDER from CASSEROLE by Hunter McConnell!

You are a bad, bad man.

You are ALEXANDER from CASSEROLE by Hunter McConnell!
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You got: You are DARREN from BATHTUB LOVE by Marcus Pinon!

You ramble into long sentences when you're nervous. You also do this when you're happy. You love logic in its purest form, and give reason and thought all the value in the world. You also might have a thing for authority figures.

You are DARREN from BATHTUB LOVE by Marcus Pinon!
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You got: You are THEO from BATHTUB LOVE by Marcus Pinon!

You are a Chekhovian Baroness trapped in a millennial's body. You adore fine art, fine foods, and fine fine red f*cking wine. Watch out for cars for the next few days. Also, please obey your prescription instructions. And it's okay that you don't care about your aunt's groin.

You are THEO from BATHTUB LOVE by Marcus Pinon!
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You got: You are DOUGLAS MAWSON from BODIES by Joanna Coogan!

You’ve had a rough week, buddy, but you don’t have time for an existential crisis. You’re a born leader with a stubborn streak a mile wide. You are prone to the phrase “Enough levity” and strive to be articulate, thoughtful, and succinct in all that you do. You’d really benefit from a spa treatment—one with cucumbers and a long discussion of feelings. Unfortunately for you, you are in Antarctica. Try to lighten up.

You are DOUGLAS MAWSON from BODIES by Joanna Coogan!
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You got: You are CECIL MADIGAN from BODIES by Joanna Coogan!

You’re happiest in a classroom surrounded by peers your own age. You’re compassionate and loyal, with a startling capacity to hold a grudge for extended periods of time and in sub-zero temperatures. Some may say you’re childish, but really, you just see it as having a heart when surrounded by emotional infants. You’re not wrong. You love deeply, and hate fiercely—and although you try to hide this fact, you never were much of an actor. Breathe. You’re okay.

You are CECIL MADIGAN from BODIES by Joanna Coogan!
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You got: You are BARNEY BROOKS from BLACK & WHITE by Reece Kelley Graham.

You're just about the biggest frat star ever and everyone loves you. Everyone wants to be seen with you. You're the man. You're the ultimate HYPE BRO and your alcohol infused antics entertain the masses. In essence, you're a God and campus is your universe. Without your Greek letters and Popeye's Chicken coupons your father gives you to hand out to attract business, you are nothing. Despite being highly outspoken, you surprisingly have a much softer side that few ever see. You're actually a cool customer, accept for that one time you freaked out after you thought that girl you slept with during spring break at Myrtle Beach gave you a dick rash.

You are BARNEY BROOKS from BLACK & WHITE by Reece Kelley Graham.
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You got: You are SAMANTHA DAVIS from BLACK & WHITE by Reece Kelley Graham!

You're a strong and empowered woman and you know it. You don't need people to tell you that, either. You know. You're highly confident and not afraid to take names. You keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You're a loner, but you like that about yourself. You need time away from the outside world to contemplate. You see the world around you as a chess game and you make sure to move the right pieces whenever possible.

You are SAMANTHA DAVIS from BLACK & WHITE by Reece Kelley Graham!
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You got: You are JP from PERAMBULATORY: PREAMBLEASTORY by Haley Nelson!

You are child at heart, and you really like the color blue. You also really like geese, the way they fly around all pointy. And bugs. You are scared of almost everything, and you have a hard time starting projects. Or talking. But it's okay because you're really cute.

You are JP from PERAMBULATORY: PREAMBLEASTORY by Haley Nelson!
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You got: You are SAMANTHA LOUISE from PERAMBULATORY: PREAMBLEASTORY by Haley Nelson!

You are very smart for your age, and good with words. You tell it like it is and have a colorful personality (and a colorful appetite -- lay off the Froot Loops). You like to take care of things, and people, and you have a huge imagination. You should not use the stove unsupervised.

You are SAMANTHA LOUISE from PERAMBULATORY: PREAMBLEASTORY by Haley Nelson!
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You got: You are THOMAS from NIHILISTMAS by Alec Petsche!

: You are intelligent and witty, if a little anxious. You are deeply emotional but have trouble expressing yourself. You think family is overrated and would rather be on a beach than in suburban hell right now. You like cookies and law.

You are THOMAS from NIHILISTMAS by Alec Petsche!
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You got: You are UNCLE CLOVIS from NIHILISTMAS by Alec Petsche!

You have a horrible drinking problem and nobody likes you because you're awful. You like whiskey and hurting the people you love to drive them away. Why are you doing this? Please get help.

You are UNCLE CLOVIS from NIHILISTMAS by Alec Petsche!
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