Gym clothes.A magazine or newspaper.Art supplies!A flask.My drive and ambition!
Sunday in the Park with GeorgeAssassinsSweeney ToddA Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the ForumInto the Woods
Going to the opera.Cleaning the house.Having brunch with the gals!Drinking.Running errands and beating back the ever present fear of my inevitable death!
An low-calorie egg white omelet.Just a mimosa...or four.A six-egg frittata topped with lobster claws and 10 ounces of caviar. It costs $1000.Avocado toast. It's quick and I have to run!Strawberry stuffed French toast that I made for everyone. I'm also hosting!
Which Verse Of Ladies Who Lunch Are You?
Everybody laugh! You love to lounge in your caftan, plan brunches and hit the gym. You probably think you're fatter than you are. Also, you still wear a hat. I'll drink to that!
You take classes in optical art. Your other hobbies include going to matinees. You're such a gas! But you are secretly bored and unhappy and you wish it would pass. Ah well, I'll still drink to you (and one for Mahler)!
You are so busy!! You follow the rules, but it's very important to you that you keep in touch. Also, your house is pristine because you spend so much time cleaning. You're too much! Let's all drink to you!
You're a hilarious sassy queen and possibly a high-functioning alcoholic. You critique everything but you never actually do anything ever. But those are all just coping mechanisms because you're super depressed. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! I'll drink to that.
You are always doing something, running from place to place. You try to seem invincible! But deep down, you know you're just trying to run from your inevitable death. A toast! Let's hear it for you! Everybody rise!