back to top
Community

Which UArts Sophomore MT Major Are You?

Class of 2k19!

Posted on
  1. Which class is the bane of your existence?

    MT History
    Music Skills
    COLLAB STUDIO
    Intro to Marketing
    MT History
    Piano tbh
    Music Skills
    Music Skills (if you can even call it that)
    Musical Theatre Performance; I don't know if I get anything right in that class
    Any class where I have to see any of your faces
    US History II Junior Year of High School
    Music skills
    MT History
    any/almost all liberal arts requirements
    Anything that requires reading or writing
    Music skills
    SIFT
    Music skills and MTH
    my SIFT class. it's useless
    Humanities Seminar
    Sadly, piano
    Music skills!!!
    Music skills
    Tap
    8:30 Tap
    Ballet
    8:30 ballet
    8:30 am ballet
    8:30 BALLET FUCK DAT SHEEYIT
    Jenn is such a lovely woman but ballet at 8:30am is currently a dead mission
    any 8:30
    anything before 10 am
    It's a struggle getting to each and every one
    Anything past 4pm
    Anything that requires me to be awake
    All of em
    the class of 2019
  2. if you could pick, what show would we be doing in the fall?

    Company
    Anything Sondheim (or atleast a published book)
    Something I'd be cast in
    Any published work
    clytemnestra, a heavy metal musical i devised
    Little Shop of Horrors
    Honestly, HSM
    literally anything thats not devised pls
    the bremen town musicians
    A chorus line but with dancing
    I literally don't give a fuck
    Literally any Shakespeare
    Fucking Parade shit dammit. or Sweeney Todd
    Anything Sondheim!
    Anything at this point in my education here
    Les Mis (2012 Movie Version)
    disney
    Something without so much angst, maybe CATS!!
    WAITRESS I AM JENNA
    Heathers
    Spring Awakening
    I am COOL as a cucumber with American Idiot
    Violet
    another Polyphone tbh
    ah don't make me make decisions um something big and dance-y
    Spring Awakening
    Ragtime
    Hair
    something dance-y
    In the Heights (I'm Puerto Rican)
    Once
    Sweeney Todd or any real musical for that matter
    A Very Potter Musical
    So I've been stuck on Rent for the past 20 years of my life so yeah...RENT
    RENT
    Cabaret
    Sweeney Todd <3
  3. What do you do during your breaks between classes?

    Eat
    Eat!
    EAT
    Eat stuff
    Eat and or cry.
    Work out or eat
    Stretch and eat
    NAP
    S L E E P
    Eat or sleep
    Eat AND sleep
    Nap wherever I can find a place to rest my head
    SMOOOOOOKE with pals if the timing is right
    Wallow in a bubble of anxiety and self hatred
    poop Sara's pants
    Poop my pants
    go to the 16th floor
    Sleep on the 16th floor
    hang out on 16
    Find friends on the 16th floor
    Be loud and angry on 16 (with friends)
    ...probably homework
    sleep or smoke if it's right
    go into a practice room and screlt
    lock myself in a practice room and shamelessly screlt since u been gone
    Sit on a random floor of Terra or go home and say I'm doing homework
    eat/watch tv/homework
    Go to terra dining hall, get a good cry in, and cuddle with my cat.
    Work in the theater school office
    Rehearse or take a stroll
    Watch Netflix alone
    sleep or shower or coffee
    Gym
    Go HOOOME
    stress about everything else I have to do
    I don't go to class
    What breaks?
  4. What is the grossest thing you have willingly consumed at Terra?

    Tofu Parmesan
    Cheeseburgers and flat Pepsi
    everything
    bitch i got a meal plan exemption after first semester
    Uncooked rice masked heavily in beef
    A very strong edible.
    fish... never again
    I sure swallowed my dignity a lot!!
    My own asshole
    I do not eat at terra I no longer attend uarts
    I think it was supposed to be eggs
    pasta with that hot cheese wiz shit
    Pasta with cold chicken on it from the salad bar that wasn't cooked all the way through
    Day old pancakes
    a green potato chip
    walking tacos on carnival day 2k16
    Only ate there once!
    everything served in terra
    Soggy ass tacos
    raw chicken
    I don't know-- I blocked all that shit out of my memory
    Cheese enchilada
    fries w that sketchy lumpy cheese sauce
    Honestly, I'm a proud supporter of Terra Dining Hall.
    I have never set foot in that place
    Don't show my face around those parts
    some of those half cooked noodles
    Guacamole w/ cucumbers
    Meat
    Some sketchy, wilted salad
    Guys its not that bad
    The long strand of hair that was in my mouth after eating that mysterious soup that looks like clam chowder but is actually broccoli cheddar...
    Tofu
    Expired yogurt
    hot dogs in various states of soggy and/or stale buns
    soggy salad with a side of bugs that I did not ask for
    Any meat product
  5. What are you singing for season auditions?

    New York Film Academy
    i left this answer blank because i'm a piece of shit
    Something way too commerical for this schools #whoops
    I'll decide the night before
    all star by smash mouth
    Voices of The Old People by Simon and Garfunkel
    Who knows(also like for real when are those)
    ottman melody 4.20
    I'll decide probably two days before my audition
    The alto part of monster mash
    Nothing I do not attend UArts and I am also not a musical theater major
    Ecocritical version of America the beautiful
    Black Sheep by Gin Wigmore
    Opera probably
    I don't know yet because I wanna do Sondheim but my voice teacher says do rock
    some tenor song that I can't sing without hurting myself
    maybe some avril lavigne?
    Shit I should figure that out
    None of your damn business
    Cheers (Drink to that)
    The Show Must Go On --Queen
    Somebody to love - queen
    Something classical because, let's not joke, I have no belt
    History of Wrong Guys.
    fortune favors the brave
    Dead girl walking
    Waving through a Window
    Probably something self-composed or some rock/RnB ditty
    Glitter and Be Gay
    Joey is a Punk Rocker
    i literally have no idea
    Please don't ask me this
    Can't think of this right now
    Oh hell if I know
    I wish I knew
    I'll decide when they announce the full darn season
    I'll probably just pick two days before
    I don't fucken know yet??
  6. What's your wawa order?

    Some kind of cheesesteak hoagie
    Fiji Water and a Sizzli with lots of Ketchup
    Mac and cheese and a 16oz French vanilla coffee with hazelnut creamer
    breakfast burrito with no cheese, add hash brown and avocado
    a cheesesteak w/ no onions because theirs are like worms honestly!!
    Jalapeño bites, sriracha bites, and (all new) potstickers
    turkey, cheese, and bacon panini
    whatever I can steal
    Usually a quesadilla with pepper jack but sometimes I just put my face under the slurpee machine and pick a random flavor
    Nothing I am deprived of wawa
    Mint Oreo Milkshake and apple slices
    Either the superfood salad or a cheese panini, depends how much I hate myself
    Mac and Cheese!❤
    Panini with apples as a side
    bacon egg and cheese sizzli with coffee
    turkey/cheddar/chipotle/ranch panini and carrotsturkey/cheddar/chipotle/ranch panini and carrots
    Mac and cheese
    Idk depends on the day
    Mozzarella Sticks
    Iced coffee
    BLT with avocado on an everything bagel
    Honestly usually just a pretzel
    24oz smoothie OR the mac & cheese bowl with bacon
    A big ol' coffee and that's it, I don't trust their food.
    An unapologetically gross hoagie
    I spice it up each time
    A 12oz cappuccino
    Chicken strips with a side of mashed potatoes AND mac and cheese
    A Clif bar
    Chocolate Milkshakes
    Hot dog and icee
    Chicken cheesesteak with cheese sauce and extra mayo
    Banana
    Small mac & cheese
    probably pretzels, an iced tea, and a pickle
    turkey ranch triple decker
    Turkey pin rolls and iced coffee
  7. Which professor do you come to most frequently with personal issues??

    Kati Donovan
    Dann Dunn
    Charis Duke
    krista tbh
    Leah Walton
    Ben Dibble
    Justin Lujan
    Randi Lujan
    Charlie Gilbert
    R.I.P Brian Kremer <3
    Krista Apple or Leah Walton
    Charis or Kati
    Leah
    Charlie, I like it when he looks back at me in silence and finally just says "...Ok...". Always gets me through.
    Wayyyy too awkward to do that
    professor jack daniels
    My 12th grade English teacher mr. Smolin
    Chazzy G because his nipple rubbing calms me down
    I asked Justin Lujan for monologue suggestions ?
    Literally none because I always forget that they're here for me LOL
    I hold all my feelings inside!!
    My cat, I don't trust any of them.
    Leah Walton
    Charis and her scones
    Justin Lujan
    Leah
    Personal issues?? That sounds like your problem not mine.
    Kati!
    Kati Donovan
    Kati Donovan, duh
    Kati Donovan, of course
    Kati Donovan always
    i tend to bottle my feelings but maybe kati?
    Kati Donovan
    Kati Donovan
    None
    I don't discuss personal issues
  8. What is your backup plan?

    Stage hand
    Costume Design
    Stripping
    become a casting director and cast myself
    I will most likely light myself on fire, get out of bed, and be the starchild I can be
    Fuck that bro
    I'm literally not good at anything else!
    broadway
    Probably suicide idk
    Come back to UArts (but probably not)
    Be a stay at home mom.
    Move back to Canada and cry forever
    Marine Biologist!
    haha what? (proceeds to cry through her smile)
    Uarts professor who is mildly depressed
    being a professor at uarts honestly
    Teaching
    Personal Stylist/Dog lady
    The sweet release of death
    Teach, but that's not a just back up, that's part of the plan eventually
    Full-time dog-walker
    *is insulted*
    idk, probably either being makeup artist or dying
    Doing hair and makeup / personal trainer
    I don't know how to plan
    No backup plan baby, letting the wind take me
    actually more of a goal, not a backup, I want to get my MFA in Musical Theater and teach at an undergraduate level.
    Work at Best Buy
    Death (...or art therapy idk)
    Backup Plan?
    Policewoman
    Move to New Orleans and sell essential oils to my friendly neighbors
    Nothing lmao
    LOL what backup plan
    teaching but hopefully it won't come to that
    lol.
    Teach theater and dance to kiddos

Which UArts Sophomore MT Major Are You?

You got: Bryce Menard

You are lawful good but also chaotic evil. You fix everybody's technology, sometimes without being asked. You can usually be found in the Spruce lounge lusting after YouTubers.

Bryce Menard
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Lauren Weiss

IMPOSTOR. You're graduating in 2018, you transfer you! You often wonder why you left Tisch, yet continue to be unapologetically commercial. You have a sick obsession with CATS (stop) and can be quite intense (#scorpio). Between your Stephen Sondheim coloring book and closet full of Lulu skirts you are the epitome of the #basic MT (or at least, as basic as it's possible for a UArts student to be!).

Lauren Weiss
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Shay LaRusso

Obviously, you're cute as hell. You're a super impressive tapper. After several unsuccessful attempts to cut dairy out of your diet, you wrote an ode to Cheez-Its which you performed for a grade in piano. It's worth noting that you were also cast in The Stinky Cheese Man The Musical after a mock audition in freshman ballet. (I'm sorry to make this pun but) SHAY CHEESE!

Shay LaRusso
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Abby Morris

You made this quiz! A lot of people think you’re a DPP, but you’re actually as basic a musical theatre bitch as they come. You are the editor-in-chief of the UArts branch of The Odyssey Online, and you also run Coffee Cup Cabaret, which means you post in the Facebook groups a LOT and David Howey shades you at every convocation. But you firmly believe in Creating Your Own Opportunities™, and if acting doesn’t work out you’re just going to pull a Broad City and write an autobiographical TV show that you will also star in. Keep fighting the haters!

Abby Morris
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Marlee Gordon

You're just really cool. Hobbies include Instagramming your own boobs, smoking weed and being kind to everyone you meet. You have an infectious smile! See also: Aliria.

Marlee Gordon
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Lorenzo Pugliese

You're the Italian version of Troy Bolton! No but seriously, your middle school performance of "Breaking Free" is at least as iconic as the original and you for real look like Zefron. In your free time, you enjoy getting high with Jasper, with whom you have the most epic bromance of the century.

Lorenzo Pugliese
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Caroline Lewis

You are a permanent fixture of the 16th floor! You had a better group of friends in high school than most people have in their entire lives. You're hilarious and your vibrato gets everyone shook. You always commit to the bit. Gotta blast.

Caroline Lewis
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Carleigh Spence

(carleigh as your birthday present i'm changing this) You are UA

Carleigh Spence
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Sara Laramie

you're just really bitter. See you in the void

Sara Laramie
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Martha Ruby Clark

she doesn't even go here do you even go to this school?

Martha Ruby Clark
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Angelique Foster

You don't play well with others. When you dislike someone you will be extremely petty, and will stop at nothing to extinguish their happiness. When you like someone you will make a lot of strange noises and faces, and will stop at nothing until you drive them insane.

Angelique Foster
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Liberty Laferriere

Are you from Canada or something?You won't shut up about A Little Night Music and Carousel and even though you try to be healthy, you consume approximately six pints of ice cream a week. Also, you're secretly into devised work and abstract movement. In your spare time, you analyze musicals and pretend to be a good dancer. People are probably surprised when they find out you have a life outside musical theatre. You like Sutton Foster a lot and people tell you that you look like Krysta Rodriguez. Also you cry THE MOST.

Liberty Laferriere
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Cara Corrigan

You know things now, many valuable things that you hadn't known before. (The thing you know is that you are Cara.) You are Little Red right down to the hair! You're really mature, as evidenced by the fact that you're an RA, but somehow you always get cast as a 12 year old. Your alter ego is Marcel the Shell.

Cara Corrigan
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Hannah Sattazahn

You are rather quiet when you're in a group of MT majors, but can have meaningful conversations with people one on one. You treat people with kindness and try to see the best in others. You tend to overthink or underestimate your abilities, but you are one of the best dancers and your voice sounds like an actual Disney Princess. You have a dry and dark sense of humor that not everybody gets. Except maybe Hallie.

Hannah Sattazahn
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: David Thomas

You are an straight musical theater boy who only gets parts because he has a penis! You have no REAL talent, but you try to charm your way through theater by being an awkward bumbly fuck who somehow messes up the smallest tasks! It's ok tho cause you totally succeed. You're the human embodiment of a golden retriever and everyone loves you. You're dating Juliana.

David Thomas
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Juliana Luber

If you got this result there is a 98% chance that you're a nerd!! You're always everywhere doing everything but especially homework. You're the Hermione Granger of UArts. Also, you're half of the only relationship within our major AND year, so congrats on bagging one of the only straight boys in MT '19!

Juliana Luber
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Lorraine Iaquinta

Congrats maybe? Not a lot of people know you cause when you are not at school you are back home in Jersey with your cat that you love like it's your child. You bitch a lot about commuting and the wonders of Patco. Once people get to know you though, you can be a very loyal friend! You just may disappear because the commuting life calls! Fun fact: yes this headshot was taken at JC Penny's for college auditions.

Lorraine Iaquinta
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Amanda Ross

Are you sure you're not Jessie Mueller? Nope, but you sure can sound like her! Naturally, you were born to play Jenna in Waitress. One of the special skills on your resume is "holding grudges." You have the fleekiest eyebrows in the Brind School. We should all be so lucky!

Amanda Ross
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Hallie Nowicki

You use your dark sense of humor to mask how you actually have know idea what you're doing. Ever. Truly, all you really want is to be in a musical like Heathers, Sweeney Todd, Carrie, etc. because death is hilarious to you. You make hilarious YouTube videos with your roommate Hannah and slay the game in the sketch comedy troupe. If you're not in class or crying over a puppy, you're eating and sleeping. Yes, both at the same time. You're a freaking acrobat, man. Rock on.

Hallie Nowicki
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Mackenzie Kyle

You're the Sporty Spice of the Brind School! Often sporting sweats and athletic wear (no pun intended), you can be seen working at Sampan, hanging out with Mary, or FaceTiming your boyfriend in the halls of Terra. Congrats! You are one half of the most successful long distance relationship in collegiate history.

Mackenzie Kyle
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Terran Scott

You got Terran! You own too many pairs of overalls and probably get over-excited about music theory. You are super bubbly and always lift the mood of a room! Also you're jazz af and you play the saxophone. Keep being silly and musically inclined!!

Terran Scott
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Sheridan Merrick

Congratulations, you are the Resident Buzzkill of the MT Class of '19! Make a reaching point about feminism in class to compensate for the fact that you are an *impressively* horrible dancer. You can always be spotted in a crowd by your distinctive (annoying? endearing?) laugh, and are definitely craving a Wawa smoothie right now but are too cheap to actually get one. Amirite ladies???

Sheridan Merrick
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Emma Pillow

You have the best ballet feet in the Brind School. You make up half of the Asian American population in the MT '19 class (the other half is Juliana - since you're both mixed, together you make One Full Asian!). You are really good at singing high, making bad jokes about your last name, dancing like a skeleton, and winged eyeliner. You Are Gay (life imitates art).

Emma Pillow
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Lexi Lee Greene

With a little help from Wawa coffee, a loving kitty, and constant singing, you somehow are stumbling your way through life. You're kind of basic but also not at all. Your humor is mostly self deprecating but somehow it works for you. Congrats!

Lexi Lee Greene
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Mackenzie Rogers

On the constant hunt for a sugar daddy or at least a dick appointment, you are a proud hoe. You give the least fucks of anyone in MT 19. You are a commuter, which makes you kind of a unicorn in that nobody believed you existed until sophomore year. You're a badass and no one should ever cross you. You are an inspiration to us all.

Mackenzie Rogers
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Juliet Mellon

Unfortunately, you got Juliet. I'm sorry. Contact her if you need counseling on this matter.

Juliet Mellon
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Kate Coryell

A perfectionist and a people pleaser, you tend to not take time for yourself. As David Howey would say you're "chirpy" all the time, hoping that your positivity will rub off on the people around you. Your biggest joys come from your dance classes, Musical Theater Performance, posting about your homework on social media, and being a literal coffee snob.

Kate Coryell
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Elias Rivera

You are somewhere between complete Musical Theater Garbage and Everyone's Dad. You might be a total B*tch sometimes, but you know how to have a good time and you're not afraid to say how you feel. Maybe next year they'll FINALLY let you Graduate!!

Elias Rivera
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Anna Ventor

You thrive at self-deprecating humor, discussing mental illnesses, writing papers, traveling to odd places, being over-analytical, and 8:30am classes. You are the real life Wednesday Addams. Most people are either terrified of you, impressed by you, or both.

Anna Ventor
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Jamie Talamo

You must be a straight, church-going Italian who can also pass as a Jewish Lesbian Mom. You have the best legit soprano in MT19 and everyone knows it, but you would never admit it because you're way too nice. Everyone loves you! Congrats <3

Jamie Talamo
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Julia Fegles

You are a walking laugh attack and Alex Bechtel once told you to go to clown college. You are the queen of Urban Outfitters style. Draco in AVPM is the role you were born to play. Also, you write songs!

Julia Fegles
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Aliria Johnson

You are so cool and mystical. You have the most eclectic wardrobe of anyone else at UArts, including the actual art majors. Also you looove RENT and Out Tonight is your signature song. Keep being your crazy self!

Aliria Johnson
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Mia Cefalo

CEF! You were born and bred in Miami, FL. You have THE MOST hair and you can flip it like nobody's business. No other MT can turn up the onstage sass like you. Yas queen.

Mia Cefalo
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Emma Andriatch

Wait...no. Mary Howe! One of the creators and co-hosts of The David and Mary Show! Lucky you! You pretend to be an opera singer when we all know you should really just be a soprano 2. Good luck w the rest of the semester bc we all know you have about 25 ballet makeups to do and 1538 missing assignments to catch up on!!

Emma Andriatch
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Maryellen Molnar

Also known as Melen or Mel, you tend to play a lot of mean parts even though people think of you as a soprano ingenue until they see you actually perform. You're ironically also one of the kindest people to ever walk the earth. You're a ballerina and you work super hard in every class! You might complain the least out of every sophomore MT. Way to be!

Maryellen Molnar
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Dana Brown

Congrats, ya fierce queen! You're a Jersey girl, sassy as hell and you take voice lessons with Lindsay Mendez. No one loves Carol Burnett more than you.

Dana Brown
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Kaila Burritt

You're a real dancer and were the first to take class with dance majors. You also have unparalleled make-up skills and you're one of the nicest people alive. Keep on being you!

Kaila Burritt
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss