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    16 Products You'd Definitely Find At Rose Apothecary If Schitt's Creek Was A Real Place

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    1. This activated charcoal body milk is exactly what it says on the label - milk for your body. And no, you can't drink it! - ₹190

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    2. This Japanese Cherry Blossom body yogurt that you don't need to go to Elmdale for. It is also for application on your body and not for consumption - ₹299

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    3. This intensely hydrating organic lip balm with Blood Orange and Rosehip will definitely look correct placed next to the cash register - ₹263

    The jar of Blood Orange and Rosehip lip balm with illustrations of oranges and rosehip around it.
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    4. This hand-made goat milk and patchouli healing soap, the likes of which they probably source from Heather Warner's farm - ₹180

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    5. If David was a soap, he'd be this hand-made charcoal soap with Neem and Cinnamon that fits the Apothecary's aesthetic bill perfectly - ₹199

    A black soap with black and white packaging.
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    6. And if Patrick was also a bath product, he'd be this Ocean Blue bath salt that knows how to calm your anxiety in a matter of minutes - ₹379

    A bottle of ocean blue bath salt.
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    7. This Manuka Honey detoxifying clay mask is definitely David's favourite for when he's trying to have a relaxing night in after a long day of running the town's most thriving store - ₹599

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    8. This foot cream with clove and sandalwood oil comes with a 4⭐-rating and glowing reviews from the town mayor, Roland Schitt - ₹172

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    9. While not quite Mr. Hockley's tea, this naturally grown, wild Santing Oolong tea with notes of wildflower, caramel, citrus, and earth is very on-brand for David and the store - ₹259

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    10. This cosy knitted throw blanket would absolutely be nestled in the corner of the store with the cat-hair scarves - ₹2,709

    .A knitted grey throw blanket draped over a couch seat,
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    11. This stunning set of hand-crafted drawer knobs is exactly the kind of luxury you would expect to find at the store - ₹474

    A white knob with a black and white floral design and gold accents.
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    12. This alcohol-free Rosewater, toner and mist that evens skin tone and tightens pores is probably a customer favourite and an important part of David's 9-step skincare regime - ₹225

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    13. These delicious sugar-free breath mints that they sell without compromising the lip balms next to the register - ₹120

    A silver tin of breath mints.
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    14. This hand-poured lavender-scented candle with a robust fragrance that instantly makes you want to forget about all your worries is definitely a store-staple - ₹249

    A white candle in a glass mug.
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    15. This pack of Mixed Fruit cold-pressed juice from Raw Pressery that you can share with your crush but only if they don't have a sloppy mouth - ₹360

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    16. And finally, this jar of gourmet olive tapenade that'll be tastier in your pasta sauce than in some random robber's branded tote bag - ₹375

    The jar of olive tapenade next to a slice of bread with tapenade spread on it.
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    Have a rosy day! 🌹

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