1. Proving he’s just as strong as Hodor
2. Catching a golden snitch
3. Working on a newfangled transportation device to cut down on commuting time between kingdoms
4. Trying to overthrow Joffrey’s kingdom by running for President of the imps
5. Proving that the only accessory suitable for a power suit is a power stache
6. Trying to be King’s Landing’s first hipster
8. Visiting Shae at her place of work
9. Babysiting to give Gilly the day off
10. Taming wild she beasts
11. Protesting his love for informative programming
12. Showing off his large pinky to index finger ration. Not to mention the impressive results of Middle Age orthedontics
13. Finally creating something a little stronger than medieval wine
16. Cheating on Shae and Sansa with the one and only Tina Fey
17. Being awesome in an eye patch
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