ICYMI: The 74th Annual Venice Film Festival is happening RN in — you guessed it! — Venice, Italy.
ANYWAYS, while I was sitting on my couch eating Oreos for breakfast and wondering how my invite got lost in the mail, I noticed something kiiiiiiind of hilarious about the Franca Sozzani Award red carpet on Sept. 1. Hint: That wind was no fucking joke.
You guys, it's so freakin' funny.
The wind had NO MERCY — it doesn't care that you are supermodels, you two!!!
It's like The Happening IRL.
Not even Monegasque royalty was immune to it.
You know when you get your hair done and you're feeling fly but then the whole night you're basically just choking on it? Yeah, this:
Donatella Versace wasn't afraid to look her foe in the face.
While others worked that whole Marilyn Monroe thing.
At the end of the day, the photos were pretty hair-raising, if you know what I mean.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, Julianne Moore still looked flawless because she's fucking Julianne Moore.