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What's Your Drunk Superhero Name?

You love telling stories…again and again and again. Who cares if your friend has heard you say “I can’t believe they didn’t text back” 350 times tonight?

The Repeater

It’s just something about being surrounded by your best friends, having the time of your life, or just copious amounts of alcohol that makes you sob at the end of the night. Your friends are probably used to you sitting on a doorstep crying about god knows what.

The Cryer

Yeah, you’re a two drink time of person then it’s time for bed. You stumble and stumble and stumble and then it’s bed time for you.

The Sleeper

"Food. Must have food. No, not another bar. Please. We need to get food NOW."

The Eater

It’ll be easy to find you out and about since you’re either in the middle of the dance floor or on a table dancing the night away.

The Dancer

You just have such deep thoughts, man. Soooo deep. And your super drunk state is the perfect time to debate politics!

The Philosopher

Every time you’re like, “A couple of shots never hurt anybody” and every time you wind up puking. Maybe next time?

The Vomiter

This is your time to shine, let Stacey know exactly what you think about her douchebag boyfriend.

The Truthteller

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What's Your Drunk Superhero Name?

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