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19 "Real Housewives" Reactions That Sum Up Your Sex Life

Close your legs to married men.

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1. When you have awkward sex with someone for the first time:

2. When you're trying to drunkenly flirt with someone at the bar:

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3. When someone asks about your European vacation:

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4. When someone asks you for tips on how to give a B.J.:

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5. When you've hit a dry spell and you're feeling frisky:

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6. When someone makes you go on top THE WHOLE DAMN TIME:

7. When bae asks for a B.J. but won't go down on you:

8. When someone asks what your fave position is:

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9. When you're wondering how many people they've slept with:

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10. When you try to clandestinely tell your friend you got laid last night:

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11. When the person you're seeing suggests a threesome but you're not down:

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12. When they're trying too hard with the dirty talk:

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13. When they don't call you back after sleeping with you:

14. When you try on your new role playing outfit:

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15. When they wanna have pillow talk afterwards:

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16. When bae doesn't exactly groom down there and you unzip to a surprise:

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17. When you're spotted in your clothes from last night:

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18. When someone asks how you knew you found "the one":

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19. And when someone tries to judge you on your sex life:

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