Back then, Ryan was a hilarious actor with the face — and body — of a Greek god. Now, Ryan is a hilarious actor with the face — and body — of a Greek god AND is married to Blake Lively.
4. Usher
You remind me / of a crush / that I / still fucking have.
I don't want to be anywhere other than where Chad is right now. That's how the song goes, right?
6. Romeo Miller
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo...'cause I want you to come over tonight to Netflix and chill.
7. Jesse McCartney
The only thing you loved more than his beautiful face was his beautiful soul.
8. Josh Hartnett
[Insert Josh HOTnet joke here.]
9. Tom Welling
Do you like all those superhero shows on The CW? Well, you can pretty much thank Tom and Smallville for that.
10. Wentworth Miller
Break out of prison...and into my life.
11. Jesse Bradford
Looks like Jesse is quite the swimfan (sorry).
12. Ben McKenzie
It doesn't take a commissioner to see just how hot Ben still is.
13. Orlando Bloom
Eyes so dreamy you've forgiven him for Elizabethtown.
14. Shad "Bow Wow" Moss
Like Mike was the best movie of 2002, don't @ me.
15. Jesse Metcalfe
Yes, you have always been in love with Jesse Metcalfe. And yes, you once thought those shirts were attractive.
16. Nelly
Nelly's still making it hot in herre 15 years later.
17. Jensen Ackles
He's still so handsome, he must have great genes or a love for the...supernatural.
18. Jared Padalecki
Oh crap, I just used a supernatural joke, just give me a New York Minute to think of one worthy of Jared.
19. Milo Ventimiglia
I can't really think of a joke because Milo's just a perfect human being.