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    Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Steam Your Uterus

    Yes, seriously.

    In case you didn't know, Gwyneth Paltrow runs a lifestyle website called GOOP and it's full of great advice.

    And while you've already purchased that $4,739 juicer GOOP recommended, you've probably thought to yourself, "Gwyneth, how can I clean my uterus?"

    Don't worry, Gwyneth has an answer. And the answer is vagina steaming.

    Now some doctors have come out and said vagina steaming might not be as revolutionary as Gwyneth is claiming. But this is nonsense! GOOP is Queen.

    The only problem is that the vagina-steaming heaven is located in L.A. What if you're not in L.A.? How can you get your uterus cleaned? Well, don't worry because here's a list of ways you can get your v-steam on.

    Position yourself on top of an erupting volcano.

    Scooch up to your fireplace and spread 'em wide.

    Sit on top of your stove.

    Lay down on your ironing board and go to town with your iron.

    Next time you go get a blowout, ask your hairdresser to get your uterus too.

    Instead of merely drinking your hot morning coffee, give your vagina a good splash.

    You know what to do.

    And if all else fails, take a short trip to the sun and get your uterus tan on.

    Happy uterus cleaning!