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26 Reasons USC Will Make You Want To Stay In College Forever

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1. Because this is what a football game is supposed to look like.

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Coliseum or nothing.

2. And even when it's an away game we show our pride.

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Oh, you think we're gonna stay home? Please, we'll see you in San Fran AND take over your city.

3. And nothing makes us happier than seeing this.

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4. Because our marching band is better than your marching band.

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Haters gonna hate, but nothing gets your spine tingling like hearing The Greatest Marching Band in the History of the Universe play, "Tusk."

But actually.

View this video on YouTube

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5. Because we have more international students here than any other school in the U.S.

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And it shows.

6. Because our campus is so beautiful that everything in Hollywood shoots here.

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Do you like The Graduate, Legally Blonde, How To Get Away With Murder, Forrest Gump, The Social Network and literally hundreds of more popular TV shows and flicks?

Cool, thank USC.

7. Because our tailgating is way more fun than your tailgating.

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Oh, you think YOUR school tailgates? That's cute.

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8. Because our alumni have the habit of turning into legends.

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Louis Zamperini, Paul Feig, Neil Armstrong, John Wayne, Lisa Leslie, America Ferrera, basically every athlete in the Olympics and every other famous person in history.

9. And a tweet like this is normal.

Yesterday, Steven Spielberg & the @USCShoahFdn presented President @BarackObama w the Ambassador for Humanity Award http://t.co/kIJGAmvv8n

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Yesterday, Steven Spielberg & the @USCShoahFdn presented President @BarackObama w the Ambassador for Humanity Award http://t.co/kIJGAmvv8n

3:16 PM - 08 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Because this is what our sororities look like.

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Remember that TV show, Greek? Yeah, it was based on USC.

11. Because we find fun ways to let off steam.

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Yeah, seniors get to run and play in every fountain on campus. Beats your undy run.

12. Because everyone knows that nothing tastes as good as carne asada nachos from Chano's at 1:30 a.m.

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You can change your name, but you can never change my memories.

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13. And there's no better place for wine and dinner than Bacaro.

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ALL YOU CAN DRINK YAAAAS.

14. Because our acapella groups are better than your acapella groups.

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You can keep your Whifflesnappers and your Hufflepuffs and your Demon Barbers of Fleet Streets — we'd much rather have the amazing talents of SoCal VoCals, Reverse Osmosis and Troy Tones.

15. Because our film school is THAT good.

Steven Spielberg was rejected by USC film school... twice!

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Steven Spielberg was rejected by USC film school... twice!

1:26 PM - 24 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. And your average academic topics don't interest us.

A student talks about his experience attending Jimmy Iovine and Dr. Dre’s academy at @USC http://t.co/aRi8GPgxXc

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A student talks about his experience attending Jimmy Iovine and Dr. Dres academy at @USC http://t.co/aRi8GPgxXc

12:59 PM - 23 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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18. Because we're an oasis a stone's throw away from Downtown L.A.

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19. And the VKC globe is our North Star.

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21. And there's no place like TroGro.

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How else will I survive this all-nighter?

22. Because "Arrogant Nation" is a badge of honor.

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23. Because this is what our library looks like.

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24. And nothing will give you goosebumps quite like this.

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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