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POLL: How Weird Are Your Fart Habits?

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  1. What kind of fart is your favorite fart?

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    Silent but deadly.
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    Loud and proud.
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    Who the heck has a favorite kind of fart?
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What kind of fart is your favorite fart?
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    Silent but deadly.
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    Loud and proud.
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    Who the heck has a favorite kind of fart?
  1. Do you like to smell your own farts?

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    Yes. I like to waft — I'M SORRY.
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    Ew no, I'm not a monster.
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Do you like to smell your own farts?
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    Yes. I like to waft — I'M SORRY.
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    Ew no, I'm not a monster.
  1. Do you fart in front of your S.O.?

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    Of course! I'm comfortable in front of them.
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    No. No. No. If one slipped out I'd be so embarrassed.
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Do you fart in front of your S.O.?
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    Of course! I'm comfortable in front of them.
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    No. No. No. If one slipped out I'd be so embarrassed.
  1. Do you fart on public transportation?

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    Yep, there's way too many people, I'd never get caught.
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    Sometimes, if I know it'll be silent.
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    No, why is everyone so gross?
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Do you fart on public transportation?
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    Yep, there's way too many people, I'd never get caught.
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    Sometimes, if I know it'll be silent.
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    No, why is everyone so gross?
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  1. How embarrassing would farting at work be for you?

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    Not at all, everyone does it!
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    IDK, I go into the bathroom to do my farting.
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    Absolutely the worst thing ever if one slipped out.
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How embarrassing would farting at work be for you?
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    Not at all, everyone does it!
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    IDK, I go into the bathroom to do my farting.
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    Absolutely the worst thing ever if one slipped out.
  1. Have you ever farted during sex?

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    Yes, and we ignored it.
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    Yes, and I was mortified.
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    Nah, I hold that shit in AIRTIGHT.
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Have you ever farted during sex?
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    Yes, and we ignored it.
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    Yes, and I was mortified.
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    Nah, I hold that shit in AIRTIGHT.
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  1. How often do you own up to your own farts?

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    Almost always. I'm proud!
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    Eh, only if I'm around people I'm comfortable with.
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    Never ever. I will be a denier until I DIE.
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How often do you own up to your own farts?
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    Almost always. I'm proud!
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    Eh, only if I'm around people I'm comfortable with.
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    Never ever. I will be a denier until I DIE.
  1. What's the best way to deny a fart?

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    Say nothing.
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    Blame it on someone else.
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    Leave the area ASAP.
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    Try to fan it away.
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What's the best way to deny a fart?
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    Say nothing.
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    Blame it on someone else.
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    Leave the area ASAP.
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    Try to fan it away.
  1. Finally: Have you ever sharted?

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    Guilty. It was awful.
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    Nooooo, NEVER.
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Finally: Have you ever sharted?
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    Guilty. It was awful.
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    Nooooo, NEVER.
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