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POLL: How Weird Are Your Fart Habits?

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  1. What kind of fart is your favorite fart?

    Silent but deadly.
    Loud and proud.
    Who the heck has a favorite kind of fart?

POLL: How Weird Are Your Fart Habits?

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What kind of fart is your favorite fart?
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    Silent but deadly.
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    Loud and proud.
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    Who the heck has a favorite kind of fart?
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  1. Do you like to smell your own farts?

    Yes. I like to waft — I'M SORRY.
    Ew no, I'm not a monster.

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Do you like to smell your own farts?
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    Yes. I like to waft — I'M SORRY.
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    Ew no, I'm not a monster.
  1. Do you fart in front of your S.O.?

    Of course! I'm comfortable in front of them.
    No. No. No. If one slipped out I'd be so embarrassed.

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Do you fart in front of your S.O.?
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    Of course! I'm comfortable in front of them.
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    No. No. No. If one slipped out I'd be so embarrassed.
  1. Do you fart on public transportation?

    Yep, there's way too many people, I'd never get caught.
    Sometimes, if I know it'll be silent.
    No, why is everyone so gross?

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Do you fart on public transportation?
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    Yep, there's way too many people, I'd never get caught.
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    Sometimes, if I know it'll be silent.
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    No, why is everyone so gross?
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  1. How embarrassing would farting at work be for you?

    Not at all, everyone does it!
    IDK, I go into the bathroom to do my farting.
    Absolutely the worst thing ever if one slipped out.

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How embarrassing would farting at work be for you?
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    Not at all, everyone does it!
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    IDK, I go into the bathroom to do my farting.
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    Absolutely the worst thing ever if one slipped out.
  1. Have you ever farted during sex?

    Yes, and we ignored it.
    Yes, and I was mortified.
    Nah, I hold that shit in AIRTIGHT.

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Have you ever farted during sex?
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    Yes, and we ignored it.
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    Yes, and I was mortified.
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    Nah, I hold that shit in AIRTIGHT.
  1. How often do you own up to your own farts?

    Almost always. I'm proud!
    Eh, only if I'm around people I'm comfortable with.
    Never ever. I will be a denier until I DIE.

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How often do you own up to your own farts?
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    Almost always. I'm proud!
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    Eh, only if I'm around people I'm comfortable with.
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    Never ever. I will be a denier until I DIE.
  1. What's the best way to deny a fart?

    Say nothing.
    Blame it on someone else.
    Leave the area ASAP.
    Try to fan it away.

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    Say nothing.
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    Blame it on someone else.
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    Leave the area ASAP.
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    Try to fan it away.
  1. Finally: Have you ever sharted?

    Guilty. It was awful.
    Nooooo, NEVER.

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Finally: Have you ever sharted?
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    Guilty. It was awful.
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    Nooooo, NEVER.

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