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    Posted on Feb 26, 2016

    18 Questions You Should Never Ask Someone Getting Married

    Don't you do it.

    1. Do I have a plus-one?

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    Do me a favor: Grab that invite we sent out, look at the envelope, and see who it's addressed to. Problem solved!

    2. The invite says it's an adults-only wedding, but can I bring my kids?

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    You just answered your own question.

    3. Can you change the date or the time?

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    Yeah, sorry that you can't make it

    4. Can you make sure ____ isn't invited?

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    No, but if everyone can try and act civil for a few hours, it'd be greatly appreciated.

    5. I know you said you didn't want to invite _____, but can you just invite ______?

    New Line Cinema

    No x2.

    6. Can you make sure I don't sit at ______'s table?

    The Weinstein Company

    See above.

    7. Do I have to actually RSVP or can I just text you?

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    Please — for our sanity — just follow the instructions on the invite and don't make us track you down two weeks after the RSVP date.

    8. How much are you spending on the wedding?

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    9. Are you paying for our hotel rooms?


    Look, I too wish I was Beyoncé and could afford renting out a hotel for 150 of my closest friends and family. Alas, I am not.

    10. Well, could I just stay with you then?

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    Unfortunately I'll be busy, you know, getting married.

    11. Why do you have so many bridesmaids/groomsmen?

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    Because I can? And I want to? And it's my wedding?

    12. I know the invite says formal attire, but can I wear a really nice pair of jeans?

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    If "jeans" means "tuxedo," then you're good to go!

    13. Do you mind if I wear off-white? Light beige? Silver that actually looks more like white?

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    This is not Kim Kardashian's wedding dress code, y'all.

    14. Will you have paleo options? Oh, I didn't tell you, I'm paleo now!

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    We can't accommodate EVERYTHING.

    15. Could I make a toast?

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    No, thank you, Aunt Mae.

    16. Are you going on a diet for the big day?

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    Maybe I am, maybe I'm not — either way I'll look 🔥.

    17. When are you going to have babies?

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    One step at a time, people.

    18. Haha are you sure this person is THE ONE?

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    It sounds like you have some kind of evil plan.