1. Do I have a plus-one? Bravo / Via tmblr.co Do me a favor: Grab that invite we sent out, look at the envelope, and see who it's addressed to. Problem solved! 2. The invite says it's an adults-only wedding, but can I bring my kids? Bravo / Via tmblr.co You just answered your own question. 3. Can you change the date or the time? Bravo / Via tmblr.co Yeah, sorry that you can't make it but...no. 4. Can you make sure ____ isn't invited? Bravo / Via bricesander.tumblr.com No, but if everyone can try and act civil for a few hours, it'd be greatly appreciated. 5. I know you said you didn't want to invite _____, but can you just invite ______? New Line Cinema No x2. 6. Can you make sure I don't sit at ______'s table? The Weinstein Company See above. 7. Do I have to actually RSVP or can I just text you? Showtime / Via altmaled.tumblr.com Please — for our sanity — just follow the instructions on the invite and don't make us track you down two weeks after the RSVP date. 8. How much are you spending on the wedding? Comedy Central OH HI DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTION. 9. Are you paying for our hotel rooms? Fox Look, I too wish I was Beyoncé and could afford renting out a hotel for 150 of my closest friends and family. Alas, I am not. 10. Well, could I just stay with you then? Warner Bros. / Via animatorlife.tumblr.com Unfortunately I'll be busy, you know, getting married. 11. Why do you have so many bridesmaids/groomsmen? The CW / Via bricesander.tumblr.com Because I can? And I want to? And it's my wedding? 12. I know the invite says formal attire, but can I wear a really nice pair of jeans? Bravo / Via bricesander.tumblr.com If "jeans" means "tuxedo," then you're good to go! 13. Do you mind if I wear off-white? Light beige? Silver that actually looks more like white? Bravo / Via tmblr.co This is not Kim Kardashian's wedding dress code, y'all. 14. Will you have paleo options? Oh, I didn't tell you, I'm paleo now! Fox / Via perritasgif.tumblr.com We can't accommodate EVERYTHING. 15. Could I make a toast? ABC / Via bricesander.tumblr.com No, thank you, Aunt Mae. 16. Are you going on a diet for the big day? Fox / Via tmblr.co Maybe I am, maybe I'm not — either way I'll look 🔥. 17. When are you going to have babies? MTV / Via heckyeahreactiongifs.tumblr.com One step at a time, people. 18. Haha are you sure this person is THE ONE? ET / Via bricesander.tumblr.com It sounds like you have some kind of evil plan.