1. Let's start off with a bang: DAMN THIS OUTFIT IS INCREDIBLE!!! Andreas Rentz / Via Getty And the perfect hair only makes it more perfect. 2. And how about this lace concoction? Valerie Macon / Via Getty YAS. 3. Or this black dress out of a flapper's wet dream? Martin Bureau / Via Getty Slay, girl. 4. But wait... Is this a sleeveless cut-out dress with a Peter Pan collar? Theo Wargo / Via Getty I can't. 5. Peplum done right. So so right. Joe Klamar / Via Getty And the matching shoes. THE MATCHING SHOES GODDAMMIT. 6. And here she is, making color-blocking her bitch. Stephen Lovekin / Via Getty Who said red and pink don't go together? WHO?! 7. Wait, how does she look elegant and comfortable at the same time? HOW?! Larry Busacca / Via Getty Again with the color-blocking, again with the perfection. 8. Oh, and an adorable little shift dress? Johannes Eisele / Via Getty Don't mind if I do. 9. Have you ever thought: Man, that dress could never work on me? Gallup / Via Getty Well, Emma has not. 10. That whole ethereal peasant girl look? Dimitrios Kambouris / Via Getty Yeah, she nailed it. 11. And do you think conservative dresses are boring? Christopher Polk / Via Getty Yikes, Emma proves you wrong once again. 12. But all-over flowers, a definite no, correct? Larry Busacca / Via Getty Incorrect. 13. "Pale girls shouldn't wear light colors." Alberto E. Rodriguez / Via Getty Said no one ever. 14. Wow, that's a lot of dresses. How about some epic pants? Gabriel Bouys / Via Getty Chic city, bitch. 15. Or this jaw-dropping jumpsuit? Ben Pruchnie / Via Getty Oh, sexy CAN'T be classy, huh? 16. And this incredible suit. Gareth Cattermole / Via Getty London Eye, what? 17. OK, back to dresses. Like this badass black dress that makes her look like the dominatrix-next-door. Patrick Kovarik / Via Getty Spicy. 18. Or this fucking unbelievable burgundy-maroon piece of magic that is sending me to the ER. Frazer Harrison / Via Getty No words. 19. And can we talk about this second-skin gown that is simple but mesmerizing? Robyn Beck / Via Getty There's no such thing as boring. 20. What about this incredible red gown that makes her look like the best present ever? Joe Klamar / Via Getty All I want for Chrismahanukwanzadan is Emma's stylist. 21. Do you like her in red? Good, there's more. Frederic J. Brown / Via Getty Head-to-toe red and flawless. 22. So, so much more. Larry Busacca / Via Getty This dress is so fucking cute I want to punch someone in the face. 23. OK, what about stripes? Caroline McCredie / Via Getty She does that too. 24. And she does separates extraordinarily well. Jung Yeon-Je / Via Getty So comfy. So chic. So sophisticated. So amazing. 25. How do you feel about white? Because Emma likes white too. Getty Images Jamie McCarthy *deep fucking breaths* 26. And she looks fucking fantastic in it. Frederick M. Brown / Via Getty Teach me your ways. 27. Aaaaaaand she kills it again. AFP / Via Getty Just. Just. Just. Can't. 28. Grandma chic? She made the impossible possible. Tiziana Fabi / Via Getty It shouldn't work. But it does. Oh, it does. 29. Emma, girl. You WERK that dress over a t-shirt. Getty Images Neilson Barnard Like wut? 30. Please, never change.* Ben Stansall / Via Getty *your stylist. We actually need you to change clothes so that we can have more to lust over. 31. Done. Gabriel Bouys / Via Getty Do we cry now?