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    21 Things You Know If You're Obsessed With Babies But Don't Have One

    Babies. I want them.

    1. You have all your future children's names picked out.

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    Middle names, too.

    2. You have an Olympic gold medal in waving at babies.

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    "Hiiiiiiiiiiiii and what's your name?"

    3. Your baby talk game is A+.

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    It annoys almost all of the adults around you.

    4. You have a sixth sense for whenever a baby enters the room.

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    Probably because they smell like your hopes and dreams.

    5. You follow about 1,000 baby accounts on Instagram.

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    Don't lie: You've spent countless hours double-tapping cute baby photos.

    6. This is because you lose your shit over well-dressed children.

    7. Twins? Forget it. Your heart doesn't stand a chance.

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    THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.

    8. You're convinced that every child loves you.

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    "I don't know, I just have a way with children."

    9. Your heart cannot handle a baby in a costume.

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    Try. To. Compose. Yourself. BUT IT'S A MINI MARTY MCFLY.

    10. You beg to hold other people's babies.

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    11. But when the baby starts to cry and their parent takes them away to calm them down, you get offended.

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    Baby, why you betray me like that.

    12. When you see a baby that kiiiiiind of looks like you, you think, OMG that baby could totally be my baby!

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    Then you try to discreetly take a photo so you can show everyone what your future child might look like.

    13. You're always down to babysit.

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    You would LOVE to spend your Friday night babysitting.

    14. You were born to be a godparent.

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    YOU'D BE SO GOOD AT IT.

    15. Every time you see baby clothes, you die inside.

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    THE SOCK IS SO SMALL AND SO TINY AND SO CUTE.

    16. Sometimes you'll browse for baby clothes and people will ask, "Aww, how old is yours?"

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    Then you have to go and pretend like you have a kid and you're not just sobbing over baby Converse.

    17. You'll find yourself saying weird things that totally sound like compliments in your head.

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    "No, I mean, they're cute and I want to eat their chubby little legs! Wait, no."

    18. There's a good chance you've tried a face-morphing generator to see what your future child will look like.

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    It's not a big deal, you just want some sort of idea.

    19. You actually love seeing people's baby photos on Facebook.

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    'Cause you know, you're happy for them.

    20. You ~may~ have started a Pinterest board for nursery ideas.

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    It's just good to be prepared, tbh.

    21. Finally, when people say it's weird that you're so obsessed with babies, you're like, "Bye."

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