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How To Work The VMAs Red Carpet Like Miley Cyrus

It's easy!

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1. Wear an outfit that not only is a gorgeous showstopper, but also might actually draw blood if you try to hug someone.

Part duct tape, a dash of fishnets, a drop of crystals, a pinch of Zenon, some pretend locs, and bam — your outfit is done. If you look like a video game character who ran through 10 chandeliers on her way to a cosplay convention in Amsterdam, you've hit your mark.
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Part duct tape, a dash of fishnets, a drop of crystals, a pinch of Zenon, some pretend locs, and bam — your outfit is done. If you look like a video game character who ran through 10 chandeliers on her way to a cosplay convention in Amsterdam, you've hit your mark.

2. Rock a power stance.

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Legs spread, hands on hips. A pose like this is how you assert your presence in the boardroom. It's also the surest way to make combat inner-thigh chafing, which is important when you're wearing crotch crystals.

3. Some try to face the camera. That is wrong. You should also turn around.

What's the point of wearing buckles for clothes if you're not gonna show it off?
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What's the point of wearing buckles for clothes if you're not gonna show it off?

4. If you want to squat and whip your fake locs back and forth, you should.

Why go to the gym when you can get in a few squats while posing?
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Why go to the gym when you can get in a few squats while posing?

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5. And of course, don't forget the tongue.

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6. Strike that. Most important, don't forget the eye contact with the tongue.

It adds a little something extra.
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It adds a little something extra.