15 Funny Tweets About Having A Sister

    "My sister has promised to sing at my funeral. I hope she goes before I do."

    1. Burglars, everywhere.

    2. Thinking of you.

    3. You did this.

    4. It isn't fair.

    5. Sacrifices.

    6. Sisters be annoying.

    7. I've missed you.

    8. Burn.

    9. An eye for an eye.

    10. We all have our things.

    11. Save everyone's ears.

    12. Time to drop some truths.

    13. I have no name.

    14. The only movement that matters.

    My little sister's pre-language infancy was spent ardently yet fruitlessly trying to describe a spicy meatball

    15. Who's the favorite?