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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Olympic Men Edition

Swimmers and runners and divers, oh my!

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1. Michael Phelps, Roger Federer, and Carmelo Anthony

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    Michael Phelps
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    Roger Federer
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    Carmelo Anthony
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    Michael Phelps
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    Roger Federer
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    Carmelo Anthony
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    Michael Phelps
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    Roger Federer
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    Carmelo Anthony

2. Danell Levya, Ashton Eaton, and Andy Murray

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    Danell Leyva
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    Ashton Eaton
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    Andy Murray
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    Danell Leyva
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    Ashton Eaton
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    Andy Murray
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    Danell Leyva
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    Andy Murray

3. Rafael Nadal, Max Whitlock, and Ryan Lochte

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    Rafael Nadal
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    Max Whitlock
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    Ryan Lochte
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    Rafael Nadal
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    Ryan Lochte
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    Ryan Lochte

4. David Boudia, Nathan Adrian, and Novak Djokovic

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    David Boudia
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    Novak Djokovic
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    David Boudia
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    Novak Djokovic
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    David Boudia
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    Novak Djokovic

5. Neymar, Steele Johnson, and Jake Dalton

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    Neymar
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    Steele Johnson
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    Jake Dalton
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    Jake Dalton
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    Steele Johnson
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    Jake Dalton

6. Justin Gatlin, Chris Brooks, and Connor Jaeger

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    Justin Gatlin
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    Chris Brooks
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    Connor Jaeger
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    Justin Gatlin
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    Chris Brooks
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    Connor Jaeger
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    Chris Brooks
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    Connor Jaeger

7. Kyrie Irving, Sam Mikulak, and Tyson Gay

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    Tyson Gay
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    Tyson Gay