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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Olympic Men Edition

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  1. Who would you fuck?

    Michael Phelps
    Roger Federer
    Carmelo Anthony

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    Michael Phelps
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    Roger Federer
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    Carmelo Anthony
  1. Who would you marry?

    Michael Phelps
    Roger Federer
    Carmelo Anthony

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    Michael Phelps
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    Roger Federer
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    Carmelo Anthony
  1. Who would you kill?

    Michael Phelps
    Roger Federer
    Carmelo Anthony

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    Michael Phelps
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    Roger Federer
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    Carmelo Anthony
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Danell Leyva
    Ashton Eaton
    Andy Murray

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    Danell Leyva
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    Ashton Eaton
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    Andy Murray
  1. Who would you marry?

    Danell Leyva
    Ashton Eaton
    Andy Murray

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    Danell Leyva
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    Ashton Eaton
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    Andy Murray
  1. Who would you kill?

    Danell Leyva
    Ashton Eaton
    Andy Murray

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    Danell Leyva
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    Ashton Eaton
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    Andy Murray
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Rafael Nadal
    Max Whitlock
    Ryan Lochte

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    Rafael Nadal
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    Max Whitlock
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    Ryan Lochte
  1. Who would you marry?

    Rafael Nadal
    Max Whitlock
    Ryan Lochte

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    Rafael Nadal
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    Max Whitlock
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    Ryan Lochte
  1. Who would you kill?

    Rafael Nadal
    Max Whitlock
    Ryan Lochte

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    Rafael Nadal
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    Max Whitlock
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    Ryan Lochte
  1. Who would you fuck?

    David Boudia
    Nathan Adrian
    Novak Djokovic

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    David Boudia
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    Nathan Adrian
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    Novak Djokovic
  1. Who would you marry?

    David Boudia
    Nathan Adrian
    Novak Djokovic

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    David Boudia
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    Nathan Adrian
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    Novak Djokovic
  1. Who would you kill?

    David Boudia
    Nathan Adrian
    Novak Djokovic

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    David Boudia
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    Nathan Adrian
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    Novak Djokovic
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Neymar
    Steele Johnson
    Jake Dalton

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    Neymar
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    Steele Johnson
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    Jake Dalton
  1. Who would you marry?

    Neymar
    Steele Johnson
    Jake Dalton

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    Neymar
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    Steele Johnson
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    Jake Dalton
  1. Who would you kill?

    Neymar
    Steele Johnson
    Jake Dalton

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    Neymar
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    Steele Johnson
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    Jake Dalton
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Justin Gatlin
    Chris Brooks
    Connor Jaeger

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    Justin Gatlin
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    Chris Brooks
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    Connor Jaeger
  1. Who would you marry?

    Justin Gatlin
    Chris Brooks
    Connor Jaeger

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    Justin Gatlin
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    Chris Brooks
  3.  
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    Connor Jaeger
  1. Who would you kill?

    Justin Gatlin
    Chris Brooks
    Connor Jaeger

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    Justin Gatlin
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    Chris Brooks
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    Connor Jaeger
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Kyrie Irving
    Sam Mikulak
    Tyson Gay

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    Kyrie Irving
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    Sam Mikulak
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    Tyson Gay
  1. Who would you marry?

    Kyrie Irving
    Sam Mikulak
    Tyson Gay

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    Kyrie Irving
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    Sam Mikulak
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    Tyson Gay
  1. Who would you kill?

    Kyrie Irving
    Sam Mikulak
    Tyson Gay

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    Kyrie Irving
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    Sam Mikulak
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    Tyson Gay
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Marc Gasol
    Marcelo Chierighini
    Chad Le Clos

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    Marc Gasol
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    Marcelo Chierighini
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    Chad Le Clos
  1. Who would you marry?

    Marc Gasol
    Marcelo Chierighini
    Chad Le Clos

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    Marc Gasol
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    Marcelo Chierighini
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    Chad Le Clos
  1. Who would you kill?

    Marc Gasol
    Marcelo Chierighini
    Chad Le Clos

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    Marc Gasol
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    Marcelo Chierighini
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    Chad Le Clos
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Derek Drouin
    Bob Bryan
    Mike Bryan

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    Derek Drouin
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    Bob Bryan
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    Mike Bryan
  1. Who would you marry?

    Derek Drouin
    Bob Bryan
    Mike Bryan

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    Derek Drouin
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    Bob Bryan
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    Mike Bryan