In case you haven't heard, Chris Pratt is currently on a diet and has been chronicling his journey in a series called "What's My Snack?" on Instagram.
And I'm not gonna lie, these vids should probably win ALL the Oscars.
But nothing compares to his most recent "What's My Snack?" video. It is a feat of artistic achievement so glorious, so masterful, that words do not do it justice. Just watch Chris on his cheat day:
There are so many things about this that I am obsessed with. First of all, this caption that should win the Pulitzer Prize:
TURN THE VOLUME UP ON YOUR DEVICE for this all new critically acclaimed episode of #WHATSMYSNACK #cheatmeal edition. Starring Chris Pratt. Set on the River Thames in post World Two England, Chris Pratt plays lonely CIA agent Drake McGuiness, a man with a dangerous secret and a crippling addiction to dessert. Score by The Beatles. WRITTEN by Chris Pratt. PRODUCED by Chris Pratt. EXECUTIVE PRODUCED by Chris Pratt. ASSOCIATE PRODUCED by Chris Pratt. Special thanks to a CHRIS PRATT. Cinematography by @annafaris No animals were harmed in the making of this video. But 7 cranberry, currant, butter, jam, clotted cream scones got BF'd pretty hard. All rights reserved. #WHATSMYSNACK is a registered trademark. Copyright infringement is punishable by up to 500 years in prison and a $250 trillion fine. Piracy is not a victimless crime.