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    It's Time We Recognize That Julianne Moore Is The One True Queen

    We're not worthy.

    OK peeps it's time to LISTEN UP. The Golden Globe Awards are this Sunday and the one and only queen Julianne Moore is up for TWO awards.

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    For Maps to the Stars and Still Alice.

    This might come as a surprise to you but Queen Julianne has only won a Golden Globe ONCE. ONCE.

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    And as a bigger plot twist, Julianne has never won an Oscar. NEVER.

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    This is a freakin' travesty. It's obvious that no one has seen this woman act because if they did she would have won ALL THE AWARDS EVER.

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    So you didn't see A Single Man? Boogie Nights? Far From Heaven? The Kids Are All Right? The Hours?


    It's OK though — Julianne will win on Sunday. I mean she HAS to. Have you seen the trailer for Still Alice? The trailer itself deserves 1 million Golden Globes.

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    This woman is so good she can fake an attraction to Alec Baldwin.

    And can we talk about the awards season red carpet? Cause we all know Julianne is going to slay, slay every damn day.

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    Oh, and we can't possibly forget about the hair.

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    Which is so beautiful that you cry a little every time you see it.

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    What did we do in our past life to deserve an immortal Goddess as beautiful as Julianne?

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    Fucking Zeus and his buddies sent Julianne, Goddess of Slaying the Game, down here just to fuck with the rest of us.

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    This woman is 54 YEARS OLD, Y'ALL.

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    But seriously this is her year and we must be ready for the Queen to take her rightful place at the Iron throne.*

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    *She won't be competing against Queen Meryl this year THANK GOD.

    We're not worthy.

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