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17 Secrets Young Married Couples Know To Be True

Your jokes are pretty lame.

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1. Not all of us got married young because we're religious.

Why does everyone think that people get married young just because they want to bang?
NBC

Why does everyone think that people get married young just because they want to bang?

2. And making jokes about marrying for a green card are so hilarious.*

*Hilarious as in weak, unoriginal, and pretty lame.
FOX

*Hilarious as in weak, unoriginal, and pretty lame.

3. We pretty much got married for the same reason everyone else does...'cause we love each other.

And not because my parents forced me to.
ABC

And not because my parents forced me to.

4. Please don't stop inviting us to places — we still like to have fun!

E!

Just because we're married doesn't mean we never want to hang out at a bar again.

5. Not all of us want kids right this second — or at all.

People don't get married just to have kids, ya know.
Starz

People don't get married just to have kids, ya know.

6. We're used to shocked faces when we tell people we're married.

NBC

7. And yes, we understand that marriage is super serious and not some fun lil' joke.

Paramount

Here I thought we were just pulling a massive prank by planning a wedding.

8. So we don't appreciate it when people ask if we even had a chance to "sow our wild oats" before we got married.

buzzfeed.com

It doesn't matter if we slept with 25 people before getting married or none.

9. We enjoy hearing dating stories from our single friends.

CBS

10. And sometimes we might get a tad bit jealous.

It's cool that they still get to experience first dates!
FX

It's cool that they still get to experience first dates!

11. But a lot of the time, their dating horror stories make us feel lucky we don't have to deal with things like unwanted dick pics.

NBC

12. Also, who started the rumor that married people barely have sex? That is FAKE NEWS.

Amazon

Married people can take it to Bonetown just like the rest of the world.

13. For a lot of people, marriage feels like being in a long-term relationship but with more #legal aspects to it.

It didn't really affect anything a whole lot, tbh. I can imagine, however, having kids will change things.
Fox

It didn't really affect anything a whole lot, tbh. I can imagine, however, having kids will change things.

14. We don't feel "chained down" because we're married.

NBC

It's pretty awesome to be married to your best friend and get the chance to grow together.

15. It hurts our feelings when you talk shit about us being young.

Warner Bros.

16. But we've learned to shake it off.

17. And yes, we do think we'll be together forever.

Fox

Sure, that might change in the future but we got married because we wanted to be together for the rest of our lives.

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