Here Are All The Victims Of The VMA Red Carpet's Countdown Clock

Someone stop him!

I don't know if any of you happened to notice, but there were some crimes committed on the VMAs red carpet tonight.

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The culprit: THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.

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This countdown was responsible for cutting off the faces of many unsuspecting victims. Such as...

Bebe Rexha when she dropped in on A$AP Ferg.

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Tragic.

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This poor model who was wearing what Lady Gaga wore to a ~casual~ dinner with Anna Wintour while Marc Jacob discussed his Fashion Trailblazer Award.

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She probably told all her friends and relatives to watch!!

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And the worst attack of them all, KEVIN JONAS!!!!

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You can hurt whoever you want...

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BUT YOU LEAVE KEVIN ALONE!!!!

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I hope everyone enjoys tonight's VMAs. I'll be over here, calling the police.

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