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    19 Times 2000s Fashion Was An Actual Marvel

    Think you understand physics? Think again.

    1. When Christina Aguilera thought that tiny chain around her torso would save her.

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    2. When Lindsay Lohan wanted to show off her bikini tan line.

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    3. When Keira Knightley's goal was to show as much of her torso as possible.

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    And boy did those jeans deliver.

    4. When Jennifer Lopez put all her faith in that delicate little sparkle belt.

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    5. When Mischa Barton chose to rock these velvet capris.

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    6. When Ashlee Simpson wanted to show off just her hip bones and nothing else.

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    7. When Britney Spears broke the record for shortest inseam ever worn.

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    8. When Tara Reid flew dangerously close to the sun.

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    9. And then flew even closer.

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    10. When Kirsten Dunst wanted to channel business casual, with emphasis on the casual.

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    11. And Hilary Duff followed suit.

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    12. When Rihanna's jeans didn't let the fact that they'd slipped past her undies deter them.

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    13. Just look at that sheer fortitude.

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    14. When Britney was like, "Eh, I don't need a button."

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    15. And then Paris Hilton was like, "I don't need a button OR a zipper."

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    16. "Like, seriously, who needs them???"

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    17. And Jennifer Lopez was like, "I agree!"

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    18. And Pink was like, "Hold my beer."

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    19. To be honest, I don't think Pink was afraid of anything back then.

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    That is the face of someone completely unfazed.

    BONUS: When Paris Hilton wore this to the MTV Movie Awards.

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    Look at her. Not even a glint of fear in her eyes. Iconic.

    IN CONCLUSION: Low-rise jeans were a slap in the face to modern physics and a true scientific marvel. Try and change my mind.

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