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    19 Jokes About Not Being A "Teenage Dirtbag" For The Rest Of Us Who Weren't Cool In Between The Ages Of 13 And 19

    "'Cause I'm just a teenage dirrrrtbag, baaaabyyy."

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    If you've been on TikTok at all lately, you've probably seen no less than a billion videos of people doing the "Teenage Dirtbag" trend.

    The trend involves people sharing photos of themselves during their "edgy" teen years, all done to a sped-up version of the 1999 song "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus.

    View this video on YouTube

    WheatusOfficial / Via youtube.com

    TBH, a perfect track. Truly defined a whole generation. No, I will not be taking  questions.

    Naturally, the trend made its way over to Twitter, where people were quick to point out that not everyone got to be a teenage dirtbag back in the day. Here are some tweets you'll appreciate if you (like me) were too busy being an anxious honors student to ever be "cool" and "edgy" in high school:

    *Make sure to follow these tweeters for a better, funnier timeline!

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    no i wasn’t a teenage dirtbag, i was “a pleasure to have in class”

    Twitter: @riomat7

    3.

    you were not a teenage dirtbag you were a gleek……

    Twitter: @_garrettcharles

    4.

    you were not a teenage dirtbag you were a Key Clubber

    Twitter: @annexcamille_

    5.

    you were not a teenage dirtbag you were a citizen of Whoville who wished they were Mayzie LaBird

    Twitter: @JohnWascavage

    6.

    You were not a teenage dirtbag, you were on the stage crew, and so what if all of your clothes were black.

    Twitter: @SecretStgMngr

    7.

    You were not a teenage dirtbag you were a section leader in your high school marching band

    Twitter: @human_racket

    8.

    you weren’t a teenage dirtbag you were a youth group kid who just listened to relient k

    Twitter: @masonmennenga

    9.

    i was not a teenage dirtbag.. i had lunch with my teachers everyday.

    Twitter: @karenxromo

    10.

    You weren’t a teenage dirtbag, your parents just let you shop at hot topic.

    Twitter: @iamjustdalton

    11.

    You weren't a teenage dirtbag you were the president of your highschool robotics club (me)

    Twitter: @emptyflash

    12.

    You were not a teenage dirtbag, you wore TOMS to junior prom

    Twitter: @justbraden

    13.

    No I wasn’t a teenage dirtbag, I was the child “that matured too fast”.

    Twitter: @issaaa___02

    14.

    I wasn’t a teenage dirtbag I was the editor of the yearbook

    Twitter: @EliRallo

    15.

    I was not a teenage dirtbag; my mom took me back to school shopping at Kohl’s.

    Twitter: @johnnywizzz3

    16.

    I can’t do the teenage dirtbag trend, I took naps in my car on off periods

    Twitter: @janelle_fields_

    17.

    i can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i was raised catholic and riddled with shame until age 22

    Twitter: @spinubzilla

    18.

    can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i dressed in justice clothing until I was 16

    Twitter: @ProDumbBlonde

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    You were not a teenage dirtbag you were just an adolescent in 2007 with a digital camera and a Facebook page

    Twitter: @SophRossss

    20. And finally:

    you are not a "teenage dirtbag" you are 26 years old

    Twitter: @seanfrom0nline